I once...

I once entered a bathroom at a seedy bar with just a toilet. Guy was on said toilet dropping a deuce. I said hello and pissed in the sink next to him and headed back to the bar as if it was just an ordinary event.
 
Since it has to be true:

I once parked a car in The White House parking lot, got out and walked around DC for hours, came back and the car hadn't been towed :)

And speaking of The White House, I've been inside it :embarrassed:
 
Jbird said:
Since it has to be true:

I once parked a car in The White House parking lot, got out and walked around DC for hours, came back and the car hadn't been towed :)

And speaking of The White House, I've been inside it :embarrassed:
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If you get any new gear all of a sudden we'll need to check your financial records for large donations. :embarrassed:
 
Kerouac said:
If you get any new gear all of a sudden we'll need to check your financial records for large donations. :embarrassed:
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Nah, I voted for the pot-smoker :grin:

I was inside the White House when Nixon was President. Hopefully I'm not on any of those Watergate tapes :embarrassed:
 
I once tucked in my weener with my legs closed and stood naked in front of a mirror to see what I would like like as a chick.
 
I once floated Slash's top hat up into the stage scaffolding 30' up using several big ass helium balloons.
 
12Pack said:
I once tucked in my weener with my legs closed and stood naked in front of a mirror to see what I would like like as a chick.
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I once stood in line for the restroom at a stadium type concert and when the guy in front of me was done, I found that I was in line for the sink.
 
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I see like five guys who could be him (because 95% of astronauts look exactly the same) but none of them won that thing you didn't post about. *spits*
 
I once replied to a thread that asked me to respond with a single statement that was the truth and quickly realized I couldn't think of anything by the time I started typing so I just described what I was doing at that actual moment.
 
I once had sex late, late at night in an elevator stopped between the 3rd and 4th floors of a hotel in London with a nurse I'd met at a nightclub no more than 2 hours before.
 
I once dressed in drag during a stay in London and hooked up with this dude at a nightclub and 2 hours later we got caught between the 3rd and 4th floor of an elevator....
 
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