I once...

[dmn23]

THE RULES:

1. It must be true.
2. Limit it to one sentence with no context or explanation.

I once abandoned my car in a Taco Bell parking lot and walked three miles in a snowstorm to see Robert Plant.

Go!

 

[Mark Wein]

I once played a gig with the drummer from Spinal Tap and he didn’t explode.

 

[wok]

I once kicked in my front door and called the police to report an attempted burglary because I forgot my keys

 

[micwalt]

I once drove to a girl's house on NYE with one hand over one eye because I was seeing double.

 

[jelloman]

I once drove to Baltimore to spend the night with a lady...

 

[Theodore]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

 

[yabba]

I once kicked in my front door and called the police to report an attempted burglary because I forgot my keys

I once called the police to report my car stolen (I genuinely thought it had been stolen) when in actuality I had just forgotten where I had parked.

 

[Tiltsta]

I once stole a pitcher of beer from a wheelchair bound Nobel laureate.

 

[xStonr]

I once drove to NJ then to Maine for a first date.

 

[Steverino]

I once hijacked an empty shopping cart at Walmart.

 

[micwalt]

I once called the police to report my car stolen (I genuinely thought it had been stolen) when in actuality I had just forgotten where I had parked.

Ooo... that reminds me of one. I once lost a rental car in Hollywood. After a gig, we were partying pretty hard and hopping from place to place. At some point, I blacked out, then un-blacked out. Somewhere in that time we forgot where we parked the car. My bass player and I spent hours walking around, talking to hookers, smoking it up with some dude at the bus stop, etc. Finally, we called someone to pick us up, and it wasn't until the next morning that we remembered we had caught a ride to the last club and left the car at the club before that.

 

[jp_nyc]

Started a riot that involved destroying the entire lawn of an amphitheater during Pantera’s live set at Ozzfest.

 

[Kerouac]

I've been shoulder deep in a cow.

 

[Theodore]

I legitimately believe I coined the term "sportsball."

 

[Flatspotter]

I joined Terry Bradshaw and the Pittsburgh Steelers on the field at Schaefer Stadium for practice.

 

[Kerouac]

I have a 24/7-365 Teabag Protection System.

 

[mongooz]

I've been shoulder deep in a cow.

me too. had to tie a rope around the hooves of the calf to pull it out. it took 3 of us.

wait.....that's not my "i once...."

 

[mongooz]

i once sat at a table in a packed bar and chatted with SRV for almost an hour.
(true story)

 

[mongooz]

i once (along with 150 other people) made Eric Johnson come back out for FIVE encores.

(edit: and they were all hendrix covers and they were spectacular)

 

[DdBob]

I once sharted