I once...

[DdBob]

I once burned a dung beetle with a magnifying glass and the power of the suns rays

 

[Peen Simmons]

I once played a gig at the Hoosierdome.

 

[Jbird]

....knew a man from Nantucket

He played baseball with Kirby Puckett?

 

[Ignored Member]

I once gave a fuck

 

[Fumbles]

I once ate a fried, spiced maggot.

 

[Theodore]

?

 

[Fumbles]

I once had only the last bits of different types of alcoholic drinks, so I drank them all & ended up projectile vomiting in my bed.

I once sold a Fender Hot Rod Deluxe for $150.
I once sold an original, mint condition Hagstrom Super Swede for $260.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

I was robbed at gunpoint at my job at a glorified convenience store, where all the customers were forced to strip naked and lay on the floor, and the dude stole my pants, with my keys in them.

 

[telecaster911]

I don't even know which story to start with
I didn't have my arms in a cows vag but i was there helping.

 

[Danhedonia]

I once helped a famous guitarist sneak away (out a window) from behind the curtains in the office of a university president, where he had just shit in a potted plant (still not sure why) prior to campus police entering said office.

 

[Bob411]

... shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[Chad]

I have a 24/7-365 Teabag Protection System.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

Pretty sure we all spent some time in the Midwest.

Other than changing planes in O'Hare once, I have not. But I have wanted to.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I once had a good time in New Jersey. And it didn't smell that day either.

 

[mongooz]

i once bought a 1959 Gibson ES-355 TDSV for $150.

 

[frunobulax]

I once had lunch with Rock and...

Sorry, but I was paid a $150,000 non-disclosure gratuity.

 

[Lerxst]

He played baseball with Kirby Puckett?

I never saw him play basketball so I can not confirm

 

[ermghoti]

 

[Kerouac]

I once fapped to at least two of the women that we know the President has paid to have sex with.

 

[Tig]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

From a 70's commercial:
Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us
Have it your way

Have it your way
At Burger King