"The thread about being douches so you can go be douches in...

[Kerouac]

Some "waves" are bigger than others. That of Mr. Kotzen never made it to my shores. I would say then, that his was more of a ripple. Like that made by a grain of sand falling into the middle of Lake Michigan.

I know not WTF EW&F even is. So why you are trying to force their failed relevance upon us is a mystery.

Meh, what do I know anyway? It's not often that I travel to "The Valley" to pester a bunch of also rans for interviews in their post war cracker box shitholes. More often than not, its the current, notable and relevant Rock Stars that show up at my house just to hang out and shoot the shit. I'll be sure to ask the next one that comes over if they have any fuckin' clue who this EW&F thing is.

Earth, Wind, & Fire... at least I'm assuming.

 

[Peeker]

PEEKER'D!

 

[James Franciscus]

If you want I'd be happy to pool the 16 teachers I'm working with today (all of whom are musicians) and see how many of them are aware of the fabulous Mr. Kotzen. He's famous in the same way that David Rawlings is famous... to a select few guitarists in the narrow genres they're associated with. See also Marc Ribot.

I didn't realize those 16 teacher's opinions mattered.

 

[Peeker]

I thought I'd just leave this here...

 

[Peeker]

fwiw, the only opinion that matters is mine.

 

[OGG]

Earth Wind and Failure to produce anything with relevance in the past 4 decades.

I has an impressed.


Not.

They did put out a few catchy tunes back in the land line era though.

 

[Kerouac]

I didn't realize those 16 teacher's opinions mattered.

Apparently Kotzen is some sort of renowned artist, but only to musicians. It just so happens that I work with musicians that play a multitude of instruments, so this is a good chance to test your theory.

Oh wait, you already know it's bullshit. No one that isn't a fan of shreddy playing with an irrelevant blues turn gives a fuck about the guy.

 

[Peeker]

I don't even know who he is...

 

[Peeker]

Earth Wind and Failure...

you owe me a beer.

 

[OGG]

I don't even know who he is...

Probably because he lacked the chops to score a distribution deal in the great white north.

Canadians are just lucky that way.

Bastards.

 

[James Franciscus]

Just how douchy can you guys take this thread? It's pretty good so far.

 

[OGG]

I learned it by watching YOU, OK!?

 

[Peeker]

I haven't even started yet

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I learned it by watching YOU, OK!?

:snooty:

 

[Peeker]

 

[Steverino]

The Grizzley Adams hasn't been popular in many years. Clean yourself up. Watch TV once in a while and notice how everyone shaves unsightly body hair.

:snooty:


:(

 

[frunobulax]

Just how douchy can you guys take this thread? It's pretty good so far.

I learned it by watching YOU, OK!?

the bar has been set pretty high.

 

[James Franciscus]

I learned it by watching YOU, OK!?

Unpossible. Stop hanging out with Kerouac. You're better than that.

Let's all hang out and better our guitar playing by listening to Johnny Ramone.

 

[Peeker]

I think the art of guitar playing is vastly over rated, and, in the long run, doesn't mean a gawddamn thing.
while you spent 10hr/day in your room going "wheedlydoowah" or whatever, I was busy getting laid.
I don't give a flying rat's leather donut how well you play.
it doesn't impress me.


how's that?

that wasn't directed at anyone, just so's y'all know.

 

[OGG]

you owe me a beer.

No problem, I'd be happy to buy you a beer, but last I heard, aside from forbidding the importation of shitty music (read "Richie Kotzen"), Canada also has a moratorium on decent lagers.

If you ever manage to ditch the border patrol and swim across to the first world, look me up.

I'll buy you a beer.