tiger roach
Urban Bovine Knievel
Night Ranger came from the same marketing company that did "Charlie" perfume and Kibbles N' Bits.
"The thread about being douches so you can go be douches in...
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BoomBoomBigelow
Genius of Love
BoomBoomBigelow
Genius of Love
Is this like the Playland at McDonald's where the kiddies can run rampant whilst not disturbing the serious consumers of Big Mac's?
Thinking this will be where I move the inevitable tastemanship arguments that apparently no on wants to be adult enough to avoid.
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Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
unfortunately, you're gonna need a bigger boat.
BoomBoomBigelow
Genius of Love
So you like douches.
jaxn slim
Your Worst Nightmare
You're all over the place, OGG. Let's see if i can be of service in measuring the douche factor of your assertions.
Also scores high for uncorrectness.
you get points for using an acronym.
Plus points for a literary device. Minus points for the GJ meme.
You get points for making the greater than statement. But it does not score high because the logic is sound.
Scores high because your inability to perceive something does not mean it is not there.
No points. Factually correct and also considerate.
Conclusion: you have high potential for douche greatness, but your consistency could use work.
10/10
Also scores high for uncorrectness.
2/10
you get points for using an acronym.
5/10
Plus points for a literary device. Minus points for the GJ meme.
2/10
You get points for making the greater than statement. But it does not score high because the logic is sound.
8/10
Scores high because your inability to perceive something does not mean it is not there.
0/10
No points. Factually correct and also considerate.
Conclusion: you have high potential for douche greatness, but your consistency could use work.
BoomBoomBigelow
Genius of Love
Average score: 4.16 OGG. Not douchey enough. Try harder.
frunobulax
Gak Pernah Cukup!
VoidTerraFirma
Live to wine
The greatest rock song EVER...
Celtic Frost sucks.
Im thinking about starting a "relic" Reverend bizzy...prices start at $3500. Who wants to get rich?
John 5 rules...new Rob Zombie is off the chaIN!
Star Trek had one thing wrong. In the future, no one will call it "warp speed". The accepted standard will be "Bonamassa Speed"...As in "Sulu! I need Bonamassa speed now, mister!"..."Bonamassa speed engaging, Captain!"
And there you go.
Celtic Frost sucks.
Im thinking about starting a "relic" Reverend bizzy...prices start at $3500. Who wants to get rich?
John 5 rules...new Rob Zombie is off the chaIN!
Star Trek had one thing wrong. In the future, no one will call it "warp speed". The accepted standard will be "Bonamassa Speed"...As in "Sulu! I need Bonamassa speed now, mister!"..."Bonamassa speed engaging, Captain!"
And there you go.
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frunobulax
Gak Pernah Cukup!
and when they engage, they'll grimace in earnest.
Grave Bomber
Ghoulish Anomaly
mg:
James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Richie's been on my show, I've interviewed him three times, been to his house, saw his daughter's band The Suits, sorry you don't live in the SF Valley. I'm really sorry.
Kerouac
weird musical dildo
We're all suitably impressed. Really.
VoidTerraFirma
Live to wine
Richie Kotzen's daughter's boyfriend came in through the bathroom window.
James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
I don't care how you feel about it. He's in the neighborhood. I'm sorry you don't meet anyone worth talking about.
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