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aliensporebomb
Fretted instrument fan
I'm just impressed that James Franciscus is teaching guitar. Is there anything he can't do?
Out of context douchebaggery is even more entertaining
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James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Yeah, sorry I don't know anyone as fascinating as the kid who is trying to score with a barely famous guitarist's daughter.
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He's pretty famous in the music world. Just to let you know, they're calling him instead of you to replace Paul Gilbert in Mr. Big again. Hang in there.
Kerouac
weird musical dildo
Fixed for accuracy.
OGG
Master of the Meh
Little known facts:
1. The Jammity is on a one man crusade to try and make washed up 80's shrog artists seem somehow still relevant in a the new millennium.
He haz a phail.
2. The "SF Valley" is where once semi-notable rockers, who pissed away their meager earnings on cocaine and Jack Daniels go to die. It's close enough to the parts of LA that remain relevant for them to take the bus to when they need a nostalgic ego booster and the battery in there EZ GO chair can no longer hold enough of a charge to get them there and back.
1. The Jammity is on a one man crusade to try and make washed up 80's shrog artists seem somehow still relevant in a the new millennium.
He haz a phail.
2. The "SF Valley" is where once semi-notable rockers, who pissed away their meager earnings on cocaine and Jack Daniels go to die. It's close enough to the parts of LA that remain relevant for them to take the bus to when they need a nostalgic ego booster and the battery in there EZ GO chair can no longer hold enough of a charge to get them there and back.
James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
He actually joined them in the 90's. You sit corrected.
James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Kotzen is pretty much a blue-eyed soul guy who sings one too many heartfelt ballads and plays amazing guitar. But don't let that stop you from your Catch-all 80's rant that has nothing to do with Kotzen. He didn't really make any waves until the mid to late 90's when he started singing.
And lastly, the next guest on my show I'm trying to make relevant is a left handed funk player who wrote half the hit songs in EW&F in their hey-day. Don't let the facts break your concentration though.
reverend1
Kick Henry Jackassowski
James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Yeah, women love hairy guys. I'm actually going to buy a fake beard and paste hair on my back just to fit in.
OGG
Master of the Meh
Some "waves" are bigger than others. That of Mr. Kotzen never made it to my shores. I would say then, that his was more of a ripple. Like that made by a grain of sand falling into the middle of Lake Michigan.
I know not WTF EW&F even is. So why you are trying to force their failed relevance upon us is a mystery.
Meh, what do I know anyway? It's not often that I travel to "The Valley" to pester a bunch of also rans for interviews in their post war cracker box shitholes. More often than not, its the current, notable and relevant Rock Stars that show up at my house just to hang out and shoot the shit. I'll be sure to ask the next one that comes over if they have any fuckin' clue who this EW&F thing is.
James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
Kerouac
weird musical dildo
If you want I'd be happy to pool the 16 teachers I'm working with today (all of whom are musicians) and see how many of them are aware of the fabulous Mr. Kotzen. He's famous in the same way that David Rawlings is famous... to a select few guitarists in the narrow genres they're associated with. See also Marc Ribot.
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