Quarantine haircut jam

The joke has been on me since about 1:40 Thursday. It's sittin' on the top of my head, wastin' time ...
 
Yeah, my hair is getting nearly as long as Peen’s, but is a lot thinner on top, so less appealing. Was thinking about the 2 cm razor treatment, but enjoy having hair over my neck and partially my ears, and don’t want a mullet. Nor a flat top. Gonna take the easy route and just let it grow for now.
 
Finally got my plague haircut today. Turned out the facial hair trimmer was ineffective against two months of the thick ginger mop. It is nearly as wide as a hair trimmer, but just doesn’t have the horsepower.

So I got Mrs. Roach to get after it with the scissors. I think she did a good job for an amateur.

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I told my wife she could only cut my hair if she gave me a mohawk....so I'm probably safe for now. Sadly in my younger days my hair would kind of get into a loose fro but now there is too much (almost all???) gray and that is straighter and stiffer than my original model
 
Welp I'm buzzed. Several observations:

Only thing receding faster than this economy is my hairline.

I'm a redhead but my hair is brown as soon as it hits the floor. Very strange.

Cheap consumer grade clippers are loud AF when they're right next to your ear.

Buzz cut and buddy holly glasses really makes ya like an army recruit.

I haven't had a new hairstyle in a very long time.

My hat was a little loose.

My wife's face does not hide disappointment very well at all.
 
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