Quarantine haircut jam

[jp_nyc]

I’m buzzing it off with a #2 comb like I did before the lockdown. Fuck barbers, I can do it myself in less time than it takes to drive to a decent barber and wait for a chair to open up.

I did shave my beard off tho. I could feel air getting sucked in around my mouth when I breathed, which defeats the point of wearing a mask.

 

[Chad]

Haircut?

Man... my coif is getting out... of... hand.

I was able to trim my sideburn/temple areas with my beard trimmer to keep from going full on bozo the clown.

Mine was getting close to yours

 

[rickenvox]

Shaved head, long beard. If I got fat, lost the eyeglasses, and dressed poorly, I would make a pretty convincing biker.

Yeah, I’m not buying that. It’s pretty easy to spot nerds these days who sport shaved heads and beards (and even motorcycles). Not that you’re a nerd, just that shaved heads and beards don’t mean what they used to.


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[mongooz]

i'm rockin' a foot long freak flag....i'm working from home so i don't give a shit.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

My hair looks like Chad's hair.

 

[Flamencology]

Yeah, I’m not buying that. It’s pretty easy to spot nerds these days who sport shaved heads and beards (and even motorcycles). Not that you’re a nerd, just that shaved heads and beards don’t mean what they used to.

I did give three pretty significant ‘if’s.

That, and the fact that I sold my motorcycle over a decade ago.

 

[Modern Saint]

I squeaked in a haircut before the lockdown happened here so I was lucky.

 

[rickenvox]

I did give three pretty significant ‘if’s.

That, and the fact that I sold my motorcycle over a decade ago.

I still regret selling my Vespa. No one gave me shit when I was cruising' on my scooter.

 

[Flamencology]

I still regret selling my Vespa. No one gave me shit when I was cruising' on my scooter.

Well, people are going to justifiably keep giving you shit, so you’d best get used to it.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

 

[GDSmithTX]

Letting my hair grow out of spite.

Spite?

 

[Danhedonia]

Yesterday, my wife 'gave me a haircut.'

She is a nurse.

I await the reopening of Great Clips eagerly.

 

[tiger roach]

Yesterday, my wife 'gave me a haircut.'

She is a nurse.

I await the reopening of Great Clips eagerly.

So she basically prepped you for surgery?

 

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Chad]

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It's evil @Guitar Heel

 

[Chad]

My hair looks like Chad's hair.

pre or post clippers? Mine is buzzed now.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

pre or post clippers? Mine is buzzed now.

I'ma keep going.

 

[Danhedonia]

I look like I have a toupee - real Buddy Hackett rug job. I know she doesn't love me any more, but that shit is way below the belt.

I could be getting a crew cut. Given by myself. Angrily. At 2AM. Blind drunk. At least I'll look better.

 

[2manband]

So I think were really gonna do it this weekend. We told my 4 year old she can cut daddy's hair tomorrow and shes like Christmas eve level excited.

Wish me luck!

 

[Danhedonia]

So I think were really gonna do it this weekend. We told my 4 year old she can cut daddy's hair tomorrow and shes like Christmas eve level excited.

Wish me luck!

You're so screwed. Might as well give the kid her first tequila shot before the event.