How about a nice camera, so she can take pics of your junk?
Fixed

That calls for a wide-angle fo yo dangle lens.![]()
My wives says things more along the lines of "it was only $59 so I got four of them."![]()
Well, they were normally $89, so she just save you $120 right there.
know what my gal spent on me for Christmas last year?
$30.