Gift ideas for the girlfriend that wants/does nothing.

FenderPusher

FenderPusher

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Her b-day is next Thursday. She has no hobbies, is always stressed about work and has a strained back/back spasms at the moment. GO!

:facepalm:
 
Coda said:
...alright, I'll tell you how to make it...

Step 1- cut a hole in a box
Step 2- put your junk in that box
Step 3- make her open the box

...and thats the way you do it...
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And you can't say things like that with Doctor Who as your avatar, it really freaks me out. I hear those words coming out of Matt Smith's mouth in my head. :facepalm: :grin:
 
Hey, the first thought I had was a dildo, but I figured that was inappropriate... Just make sure the pet rock is smooth...
 
Mrs.P said:
DId she enjoy it, might not hurt to do it again. :)
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Yeah, but she's been getting them on a weekly basis for the past two months. She's also in physical therapy for her back. I try to get her different things, but it keeps going back to jewelry or kitchen appliances. This would be a whole lot easier if she had a single fucking hobby.
 
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or +1...
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FenderPusher said:
Yeah, but she's been getting them on a weekly basis for the past two months. She's also in physical therapy for her back. I try to get her different things, but it keeps going back to jewelry or kitchen appliances. This would be a whole lot easier if she had a single fucking hobby.
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How about a nice camera, so she can take pics of your hobbies. I always like a nice camera
 
camera's a damn good idea.
good call, Mrs P.

what about shoes?
women like shoes, right?
a sensible, flat shoe, I'd say.
nothing with high heels, that's for sure.
no good for the back
 
I have a foolproof plan with my wife. I ask her what she might want.

And also - NEVER give a household appliance for a gift.

Signed, The thrice-married Mr. Blanchard.
 
no matter what, avoid getting her make-up and/or perfume.
all that does is imply that you think she's ugly and that she stinks.
 
-She really only reads Huffington Post articles

-I still have some Flexeril from my back problem, but she has Valium and isn't allowed to take unprescribed pills anyway (she's a nurse and gets drug tested)

-My dick will be no more appealing to her in a box

-She just bought a decent camera last year, although a newer one isn't a bad idea since it wasn't taking great low-light pictures at the last wedding we were at
 
Gary Blanchard said:
I have a foolproof plan with my wife. I ask her what she might want.

And also - NEVER give a household appliance for a gift.

Signed, The thrice-married Mr. Blanchard.
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Actually she loves cooking, it's probably the closest thing to a hobby she has. She loved the food processor and mixer she got last Christmas. :embarrassed:
 
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