Gift ideas for the girlfriend that wants/does nothing.

[PunkKitty]

Good job on the massage. That's always welcome. You might want to get her a massage wand that is long enough to reach her back. I recommend something like this. It really is a very good versatile massager.

 

[FenderPusher]

Next occasion... a housekeeper for a day.

This would almost imply that she doesn't do a good job at upkeep. She does, I'm a lazy bastard in comparison. And she makes sure I don't forget it.

 

[FenderPusher]

Good job on the massage. That's always welcome. You might want to get her a massage wand that is long enough to reach her back. I recommend something like this. It really is a very good versatile massager.

Yep, she'd use that for her "back" I'm sure.

 

[Kerouac]

Good job on the massage. That's always welcome. You might want to get her a massage wand that is long enough to reach her back. I recommend something like this. It really is a very good versatile massager.

 

[Guitar Heel]

This would almost imply that she doesn't do a good job at upkeep. She does, I'm a lazy bastard in comparison. And she makes sure I don't forget it.

My Mother is the most meticulous person I've ever seen at keeping a house clean. Just got her this for her b-day, and she was thrilled. But it's all good.

 

[PunkKitty]

Yep, she'd use that for her "back" I'm sure.

I use mine for my back, feet, and any other part of my body that needs massaging. It really is a good massager. IMHO, it's the best available.

And getting a housekeeper for a day does not imply that she is a bad housekeeper. It tells her that you value her and want her to have time to herself.

 

[telecaster911]

All expense paid trip to pragestock, then you can come too.

 

[Tig]

Yep, she'd use that for her "back" I'm sure.

These actually work fairly well for the back.

Not sure about other uses, but the speed control is labeled "Low", "Medium", and "Who Needs a Man".

 

[jelloman]

I've decided. I got her a 60 minute deep tissue massage at her favorite salon, a $100 Williams-Sonoma gift card (nice, Dave), dinner at a nice restaurant, a 6-pack of her favorite stout and the new Bon Iver album. Thanks errbody!

Oh and I'm taking her on a winery tour that weekend. Forgot about that one, it was a Groupon deal a while back.

FOR ONE BIRTHDAY?!?

 

[Tig]

This

FOR ONE BIRTHDAY?!?

Yep... Careful, you're building up future expectations to live up to.

 

[Coralkong]

How about a nice camera, so she can take pics of your hobbies.

How about a nice camera, so she can take pics of your junk?

Fixed

 

[Denverdave]

All expense paid trip to pragestock, then you can come too.

Genius!!

 

[FenderPusher]

FOR ONE BIRTHDAY?!?

Yep... Careful, you're building up future expectations to live up to.

I usually keep it around $300 for birthdays and Christmas and about $100 for Valentine's Day. I don't think that's overdoing it at all.

 

[Mrs.P]

Yikes, I was just looking at something that costs $59 and thought it was a bit exorbitant to ask for.

 

[jelloman]

Yikes, I was just looking at something that costs $59 and thought it was a bit exorbitant to ask for.

you're aiming mighty low woman...:cop0

 

[FenderPusher]

Ok now I need Flamencology in here to make me feel thrifty again.

 

[jelloman]

Ok now I need Flamencology in here to make me feel thrifty again.

he's on sabbatical...

 

[reverend1]

Yikes, I was just looking at something that costs $59 and thought it was a bit exorbitant to ask for.

How much would it cost to have you speak to my wife on this issue? Prages is truly a lucky man.

 

[FenderPusher]

He's somewhere surrounded by the smell of leather-bound books and rich mahogany. This thread needs him... needs balance.

 

[Tig]

he's on sabbatical...

Yes, he's on tour, lubing doorways so that Gene Simmons' head will fit through.