Waiting for the White Trash Apocalpyse.

Mark Wein

Mark Wein

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The guys across the street (according to my third hand information) are due to be out by April 1, which is Friday. This morning started with them opening the doors and windows at 6am and cranking some music so loud I could hear it in my kitchen this morning. I think they finally went to bed a couple of hours ago. Reports from the one guy who lives in the house and is not a family member have them smashing up the interior of the house in something of a scorched earth effort. We haven't seen a thing being packed or readied to move and the owner has his entire Tile business in the backyard.

Too bad I have a recording session on Friday because I'm betting it's going to be a hoot when the sheriffs get here.
 
Oh man. If you could get someone to sit and wait with a video camera, i bet there will be some footage worth money. :grin:
 
I think you need to reschedule the recording session. This could be too good to miss. Plus some pics and or videos of the event would be stellar.
 
You shouldn't'na'been typin'at online here, Mr. Mark Wein. I heard The Coff Band is lookin'ta move in.
...cough....cough.... hackin'a liddle too....
 
Nice! Gotta love neighbor relationships.

I just came back from asking my neighbor if they could clean up after their dog, who they let out in our common area, (where the neighborhood kids play too) and haven't picked up a single shit since before winter.

"hi, could you guys get on that dog waste out back when you get a chance?"

Look of shock: "Our dog? no it can't be our dog. There are a lot of dogs in this neighborhood...it must be someone else's dog"

"...well, when you grab the stuff in the backyard make sure to get all the shit your husband shoveled under the pine tree too after that last snow storm. Dog waste is a major transmission point for bacteria, diseases and parasites...some of which the kids, including yours, that play in the back & other dogs can catch. Thanks"
 
John Watt said:
It looks like you're not into fermented doggie bags.
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"into" only to the extent that every time my dog cops a squat, I bag it.

I'm not really into vet bills for giardia or the possibility of catching something from someone's dog because they are just too lazy to pickup after it.
 
Mark Wein said:
The guys across the street (according to my third hand information) are due to be out by April 1, which is Friday.
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Something tells me that it won't be a surprise when you wake up on Saturday and they are still there.
 
Are these guys renters?

If so, I can't believe they've managed to go this long without already being evicted. Amazing.

We had a renters in our house in Orlando a few years ago that were great for about 3 years. Always paid on time, kept the place up very well, never had a problem. Then they had the wife's brother move in when he was down on his luck. Within a few months, he and his tweaker buddies all but trashed the place to the point to where the actual renters did a midnight move out and left him there. Since we were 3,000 miles away, we had no clue what was going on. After the first rent check didn't arrive, I tried to contact them with no luck. I waited a couple of weeks and still nothing.

Eventually, I had my brother drive down from Tallahassee to check in on the place and the tweaker/loser basically threatened to shoot him when he knocked on the door. :facepalm: He went on to tell him that the people he was looking for didn't live there and to stay the fuck off of "His" property.

I finally tracked the couple down and got the husband on the phone, he told me that the brother in law had been in and out of jail and had a drug problem (duh) and that he had brought so many of his problems into the house, that he and the wife bailed out fearing for their own safety. He apologized, but didn't offer any help in getting rid of the guy or paying the past due rent...

So I set about trying to evict this ass clown from 3,000 mile away (no easy task). Eventually, I had to fly out there several times to deal with it. By the time I got them out of there, they had completely FUBARed the house. Holes in all the walls, fixtures missing and broken, carpet destroyed, yard destroyed. A total mess.

It took 4 months to get them out and at that point, when I tried to go after him for the damages, *THIS IS THE BEST PART* WAIT FOR IT...


WAIT FOR IT...


He tried blaming the damage on a Hurricane that had gone through the year before and said that I had been aware of the damage all along and had refused to fix it. :facepalm:

Needless to say, I got nothing out of this deadbeat, or the original renters.
 
Yeah, there's nothing in the early spring air like the smell of fermenting doggie bags.
And not all dogs are the same. They can get sick eating other doggie-dos.

I saw a nice one, tied up and propped up against a tree, looking like a bunny.

City workers complain to me about having to pick those up.
 
If this does get to be a video event that gets broadcast, with a live Coff Band performance, I wanna read some Sleazy Riders.
That'll make me wanna blow my top.
 
I went out to yell at my neighbors - I couldn't find them....or the ones I did see was to far to walk to.
 
Yeah... when The Coff Band moves, they really get rollin', hot on the heels of graphics too.
This time, their rollin' papers will have "Premier Musicians" all over'em.
 
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