My son had his first and last Twinkie ever tonight.

micwalt said:
I fucking love Twinkies! I don't care what's in 'em; I love 'em. Hostess Cupcakes too--both the chocolate and the vanilla ones with the orange frosting. Oh, and the little Crumb Cakes and Donette Gems. Ding-Dings and Ho-Hos too.
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Well great...:mad:
 
I could eat a whole box of Twinkies in one sitting.

They, and Reece's Cups, are two of my biggest junk food weaknesses. :embarrassed:
 
micwalt said:
I fucking love Twinkies! I don't care what's in 'em; I love 'em. Hostess Cupcakes too--both the chocolate and the vanilla ones with the orange frosting. Oh, and the little Crumb Cakes and Donette Gems. Ding-Dings and Ho-Hos too.
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and the cherry or lemon pie too!eat0
 
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accept no substitutes
 
335clone said:
Who the hell is Drake?
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Sir Francis Drake, vice admiral, was an English sea captain, privateer, navigator, slaver, and politician of the Elizabethan era. The Yodel was Drake's dessert-cake 0f choice when he was defeating the Spanish Armada. He was NOT going to offer Elizabeth Regina a ho-ho, now was he?
 
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frunobulax said:
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Sir Francis Drake, vice admiral, was an English sea captain, privateer, navigator, slaver, and politician of the Elizabethan era. The Yodel was Drake's desert-cake 0f choice when he was defeating the Spanish Armada. He was NOT going to offer Elizabeth Regina a ho-ho, now was he?
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Hate the Drake.
 
I ate one last year and it was awful. This seems to be a trend with fast foods and processed foods. Price is a big part of the marketing, so manufacturers can’t raise the prices as expenses go up. So they keep investors happy by cutting costs on ingredients.
 
jp_nyc said:
I ate one last year and it was awful. This seems to be a trend with fast foods and processed foods. Price is a big part of the marketing, so manufacturers can’t raise the prices as expenses go up. So they keep investors happy by cutting costs on ingredients.
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Twinkies are made with recycled cardboard and plastics now. In my day, they were made with virgin's tears and unicorn ice cream.
 
Tig said:
Then you must have tried the pumpkin spice Twinkies last month.
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They taste much better than they sound, but that still might be in the nasty category for some.
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Oh shit! I missed that!!!
 
While working for Baytown EMS, we transported a large woman patient living in a mobile home to the ER. When we moved her from her home hospital bed to the gurney, a flattened and rather dark Twinkie popped out from under her back. We wouldn't have noticed it, but when performing the sheet transfer and rolling her to one side, she said,
"Hold on, ya'll rolled me on top of my tit". :embarrassed:
So we rolled her off of her left tit that was hanging across her ribs and there it was, the mummy Twinkie. :i:

You can't make this shit up. Until just now, I managed to block this memory for over 20 years... :annoyed:
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Tig said:
While working for Baytown EMS, we transported a large woman patient living in a mobile home to the ER. When we moved her from her home hospital bed to the gurney, a flattened and rather dark Twinkie popped out from under her back. We wouldn't have noticed it, but when performing the sheet transfer and rolling her to one side, she said,
"Hold on, ya'll rolled me on top of my tit". :embarrassed:
So we rolled her off of her left tit that was hanging across her ribs and there it was, the mummy Twinkie. :i:

You can't make this shit up. Until just now, I managed to block this memory for over 20 years... :annoyed:
:weinkhan:
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