Mayonnaise

How come no mayo? It's got a bit of cholesterol, but since a serving is so small (< 1 tbsp/serving) and mayo has 6mg of cholesterol per tbsp it isn't really a big contributor to the recommended 300mg daily consumption.
You've never had a sandwich built by me. I put 1 serving on each slice of bread!
 
How come no mayo? It's got a bit of cholesterol, but since a serving is so small (< 1 tbsp/serving) and mayo has 6mg of cholesterol per tbsp it isn't really a big contributor to the recommended 300mg daily consumption.
I just no longer need it. I used it because the bread was so dry. There is just no need for it with the wraps.
 
Oh come now. You can't eat a Bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado wrap without ranch!
Especially homemade ranch. MMMMMMMMMM!
You know you wanna.
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I am pro-mayo.

But if you’re having a single condiment (as opposed to poutine, chilli fries, etc.) on chips/fries, then it should always be malt vinegar.

Adult ketchup people should be castrated to prevent this behaviour from being passed down to innocent children.
 
big big yea. in large quantities.

But if you’re having a single condiment (as opposed to poutine, chilli fries, etc.) on chips/fries, then it should always be malt vinegar.
mayo made with malt vinegar would be my choice
 
I am pro-mayo.

But if you’re having a single condiment (as opposed to poutine, chilli fries, etc.) on chips/fries, then it should always be malt vinegar.

Adult ketchup people should be castrated to prevent this behaviour from being passed down to innocent children.

Ketchup is appropriate on certain kinds of fries. Your crinkle cuts. Your McDonald’s potato-adjacent fries-brand salt sticks. Tots.

But good fries (duck fat, hand cut, fancipance) basically need nothing more than salt and maybe a shot of vinegar.
 
Mayonnaise is fucking gross and ketchup is good on lots of things. Vinegar makes you stink from two miles away. But if you like it eat it. My life isn’t great but it isn’t a big enough piece of shit that I pretend to care what someone else puts on their goddamn sandwiches or take pride in what I put on mine as if it’s some sort of accomplishment to buy a jar of spicy mustard.
 
Mayonnaise is fucking gross and ketchup is good on lots of things. Vinegar makes you stink from two miles away. But if you like it eat it. My life isn’t great but it isn’t a big enough piece of shit that I pretend to care what someone else puts on their goddamn sandwiches or take pride in what I put on mine as if it’s some sort of accomplishment to buy a jar of spicy mustard.

Denialism.
 
It’s great on fries. And if you use it in a greasy cheese steak sandwich it mixes with the grease into a killer sauce.
 
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