Boomer dude wandering around aimlessly getting the the way. Most often found in suburban parking lots, but also found in stores, entertainment venues, and anywhere where swift and efficient movement is necessary. Would you like to get where you are going? TOO BAD. Rob is in his own little world...living the dream, half-remembering some Eagles tune, and wandering right into your path as he worries about how the blacks and the queers are gonna conspire with the millennials to steal his tax dollars with their smart phones.