Don't be posting dirty pictures in this threadMark's very strict about that sort of thing.
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It's funny that you guys had to bring the thread here for me to actually open it
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So you wouldn't have seen the memo then
I hope you'll be as well prepared as the rest of us when the time comes.
So you wouldn't have seen the memo then
I hope you'll be as well prepared as the rest of us when the time comes.

Speaking of which, have you already bought your supply of broomsticks, canned peaches, and motor oil? There's no harm in starting early, I'd say.

I've bought a kettle for the new place.
But the plug wasn't included and there's this daft notice on the cord that I should have an electrician install one.
I've got an appointment for next week, so you'll just have to use the microwave until then.
Sorry.
That was your job. I've got the crate of hamsters, string and beeswax.
Who was bringing the spatula?

...if they're gerbils...we're in trouble.
pmc100...but that boy is getting more unreliable by the minute
I've got the freezer full of curry to fortify us during the War to End all Wars.
Also, can you double check that the hamsters actually are hamsters?..if they're gerbils...we're in trouble.
Sorry... the hamsters?
I thought those were part of the recipe.

Also, can you double check that the hamsters actually are hamsters?..if they're gerbils...we're in trouble.
They were gerbils but I made them into hamsters. Have we got a use for a gross of gerbil tails?