UG. One temp, and a perma.
The temp came for totally stupid reasons... I can't remember the third, but the first two were "Posting in the Show Off Your Guitar thread without a picture in your post" (WTF?!?!), and conspiring to spam an outside website (I was joking). Three things make a temp-ban, and I can't really remember the third.
The perma came from "bumping a porn thread". This guy tried to porn-bomb us, but his link broke, so I just put "

". There were hardly any replies to the thread at that time. However, what do I see when my message is posted? A mod, deliriumbassist, posted up "ANYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD AGAIN WILL BE BANNED". A; that's pretty fucking excessive, and B; why not just lock the thread, idiot?
I pleaded that I didn't see his post when I was writing my message, and that his was posted a split second before mine so I could never have seen it, but he wasn't having any of it, so I just asked to be perma'd. The mods on UG are some of the worst, corrupt, power-hungry mods ever on the internet... I went to HC shortly after, and thought it was heaven compared to that place. On UG, the mods are these "high-ups" that never seem to post in the forums... they seem very suspicious... rarely joining any discussion. While HC is a mess now, I did like the mods there. They were friendly, cool people, who posted normally just like everyone else.
I got my own back, though. Later, the day I got banned on UG, pr0n bomb ahoy! It was closed pretty much right away, but not before somebody posted "oh dear lord!". That made my day
