Damn kids...

Flamencology

Flamencology

You don't deserve koa.
My 4-year-old waits until we are under my mother's roof (along with my grandfather) before she walks in on us for the first (and hopefully only) time and naturally has one million questions about what she saw. Typical.
 
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Amazingly we have only had that happen twice (that I can remember). Mainly thanks to locked bedroom doors - but seeing that you are not at home that would negate that possibility. I do remember the first time we popped under the sheets really, really fast. I really cannot remember what we told them except that is was something a bit obscure about 'mommy and daddy alone time'.
 
"You see, sweetie, mommy and daddy love each other very much, and sometimes they like to wrestle, and daddy applies a hold called the Reverse Spider Monkey."
 
It's happened to us once, but we were under a blanket and I dont think she really thought anything about it.
 
It was kind of a "perfect storm" situation.

We thought that the bedroom door was locked, but it's an old lock and it doesn't latch unless you put pressure on the door. We were having sex in the en suite bathroom, not in the bedroom. The bathroom door was open. We didn't hear our daughter come in. We didn't see her for a while, and she was basically like a deer in headlights. Even if she had spoken up, it's not like we could have covered up. But she definitely was way more than any of us would have liked.

:facepalm:
 
That's it. Now she's going to grow up with major issues.

And she was so cute. :cry:

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We all have issues. having two parents that love each other * alot * isn't the worst thing in the world.:grin:
 
Mark Wein said:
We all have issues. having two parents that love each other * alot * isn't the worst thing in the world.:grin:
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That's basically our take. We always realized that there was a possibility that this day would come, but what's taken us aback is that, at her age, she actually had questions about the mechanics, etc., of the act. And we didn't have much for that except to say "it's probably best that you learn about that kind of stuff when you're older, but basically, it's how grown-ups who are in love and who trust each other make each other feel good." I don't know. WTF, right?

gibby mcfender said:
A good followup to the "your parents mess your head up" article you posted a few days back :embarrassed:
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This be the verse.
 
Flamencology said:
It was kind of a "perfect storm" situation.

We thought that the bedroom door was locked, but it's an old lock and it doesn't latch unless you put pressure on the door. We were having sex in the en suite bathroom, not in the bedroom. The bathroom door was open. We didn't hear our daughter come in. We didn't see her for a while, and she was basically like a deer in headlights. Even if she had spoken up, it's not like we could have covered up. But she definitely was way more than any of us would have liked.

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I bet every kid has stories like that. I'm sure she will be just fine. hell, I remember finding flavored lube in the medicine cabinet when I was younger. I didnt know what it was but I certainly figured it out later :embarrassed:

I read stuff like you posted and just go "damn, I wish the wife and I still had the energy to get it on in the bathroom!" lol
 
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