The new BS thread that Mark forced us to create.

[Saturn]

The reprobate table was taken over by cheerleaders...or so I heard...

What the fffffffffff......... Last thing I remember I was sitting at a table full of cheerleaders throwing back shots then I woke up here.

 

[jelloman]

What the fffffffffff......... Last thing I remember I was sitting at a table full of cheerleaders throwing back shots then I woke up here.

We all have to learn to live with disappointment son...

 

[Jeremy]

WTf is going on in here?

*looks around, sees reprobates*

*sits at table*

Where's the beer?

 

[Mark Wein]

No beer. BOURBON.

 

[jelloman]

Boilermakers for the table!

 

[Jeremy]

Bourbon will work. Waddawe got?

 

[Elias Graves]

I'm so confused.

 

[Saturn]

We all have to learn to live with disappointment son...

My life is full of disappointment. This is just plain unfair. Can someone get me a JD strait up and two cheerleaders please.

 

[Elias Graves]

Anyway, turns out my training cohort from Toronto is a guitar player! After dinner, we jammed with my tele in the hotel lobby by request!

Need more whiskey.

Oklahoma State Line Blues got some good natured jeers from the Texans but they dug Jerry Mac and Lafayette.

 

[Mark Wein]

Bourbon will work. Waddawe got?

If I bring from home there's Bookers, Bouliett, Buffalo Trace and Woodford Reserve.

 

[Elias Graves]

Hey I could run over to Texas Tech and pick some cheerleaders. They have some hotties!

 

[Saturn]

Hey I could run over to Texas Tech and pick some cheerleaders. They have some hotties!

You da man.

 

[Jeremy]

If I bring from home there's Bookers, Bouliett, Buffalo Trace and Woodford Reserve.

I'll take three of each. Then I'll take tomorrow off of work.

Seriously, though, all I've got is PBR. I like it, but I could go for a bourbon. I'ma get some this weekend.

 

[Elias Graves]

You da man.

I gotta take ken back to the airport to pick up a wayward suitcase. It's near the college; ill go see if I can shake anything up.

 

[Mike Fiasco]

I just tried Maker's Mark, and now JD isn't good enough. Shit.

 

[PunkKitty]

Try Buffalo Trace and MM won't be good enough.

 

[IamSeaDevil]

He must ride a Trek.

My most hated of bike brands

 

[Athiest_Peace]

 

[Elias Graves]

My most hated of bike brands

Why?
I won't tell you about my beloved 91 model trek 930, then.

 

[Elias Graves]

Try Buffalo Trace and MM won't be good enough.

Then the Woodford makes the Buffalo Trace taste like bad water.
It's a vicious cycle I tell ya!