Waiting for the White Trash Apocalpyse.

When I was living in England, I hooked up with a chick who had a council flat. She came back to Australia with me, so we decided to trash the flat as it was a real dive. Now this was in the 80's, at the time Rambo had just come out, so we we got hold of 2 dummies from a department store and gave then spaghetti and sausage wounds, stabbed holes in the wall to look like bullet marks, plastered the walls, windows and ceiling with tinned spaghetti with red die added and stood a full sized cardboard cut out of Rambo with his 50 cal about 5 feet facing the front and only entry door. Then we glued a snapped off a key in the lock and nail the door shut firm.The only way in was to kick in the door. Can you imagine the look on the guys face when he first saw the place? It was a hoot of a thing to do.
 
wahcat said:
When I was living in England, I hooked up with a chick who had a council flat. She came back to Australia with me, so we decided to trash the flat as it was a real dive. Now this was in the 80's, at the time Rambo had just come out, so we we got hold of 2 dummies from a department store and gave then spaghetti and sausage wounds, stabbed holes in the wall to look like bullet marks, plastered the walls, windows and ceiling with tinned spaghetti with red die added and stood a full sized cardboard cut out of Rambo with his 50 cal about 5 feet facing the front and only entry door. Then we glued a snapped off a key in the lock and nail the door shut firm.The only way in was to kick in the door. Can you imagine the look on the guys face when he first saw the place? It was a hoot of a thing to do.
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Damn! I guess no pictures, eh?
 
Motor home is finally gone.

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Based on the look of those guys, and your descriptions of their lifestyle choices, it seems heart disease will solve your problem soon enough.
 
I hope the liquidation of the vehicles is a sign that the 'time of the cleansing' is nigh.

We had a guy who lived in our development in a house that had gone into foreclosure a ways back. The guy managed to stay there for like three years, as Florida has a massive backlog of foreclosures to dig through. He finally left when the house was sold at an auction and the new owners showed up with the cops who waited while he loaded his crap on a truck. As much as I hate the bag of shit for buying a house he couldn't afford, and then letting the bank sell it for 200 grand less than it should have, dragging down all of our property values, you have to kind of love the idea of living without a mortgage for 3 years. My mortgage is something around 3 grand a month, and sometimes I fantasize about what I could do with that kind of cash.
 
I dunno... Maybe the view was better when the RV was blocking the front.

Did the RV at least have a fun Anal _______ name?
 
Tiltsta said:
I hope the liquidation of the vehicles is a sign that the 'time of the cleansing' is nigh.

We had a guy who lived in our development in a house that had gone into foreclosure a ways back. The guy managed to stay there for like three years, as Florida has a massive backlog of foreclosures to dig through. He finally left when the house was sold at an auction and the new owners showed up with the cops who waited while he loaded his crap on a truck. As much as I hate the bag of shit for buying a house he couldn't afford, and then letting the bank sell it for 200 grand less than it should have, dragging down all of our property values, you have to kind of love the idea of living without a mortgage for 3 years. My mortgage is something around 3 grand a month, and sometimes I fantasize about what I could do with that kind of cash.
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The reason why we didn't make a stick with the city was that the RV was actually buffering us from direct sound out of their house and was keeping our kids from seeing anything going on over there. I'm glad it's gone but I really hope they are on their way out too.

Tig said:
I dunno... Maybe the view was better when the RV was blocking the front.

Did the RV at least have a fun Anal _______ name?
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none that I could see. To be honest, not something I want to think about given the situation.
 
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There were neighbors yelling and threatening to call the cops, the boat is hooked up to the truck and I hope this means they are on the way out.


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