Glorious pizza

[sleewell]

well played sir, very well played

 

[reverend1]

You clearly don’t know what pizza actually tastes like?

Honestly, I like pineapple more than I like pizza. And I’m not a pizza traditionalist — I’ve enjoyed many a pizza in Brazil.

But pineapple and pizza is a combo that’s just for kids. Plain and simple.

I'm a Toys R' Us kid.

 

[Modern Saint]

Having Pineapple on pizza is wrong to begin with. Having pizza toppings on a Pineapple is a Cardinal Sin!!!

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

It's been well documented that you have bad taste. This might help, did I mention this is the new Knaggs model pizza?

I have exclusive tastes...Its been well documented.

 

[Theodore]

Haven't had a p-apple pie in a long time but now I have a hankering. Especially good with something spicy.

 

[Chad]

But pineapple and pizza is a combo that’s just for kids. Plain and simple.

I have never seen a kid eat pineapple on pizza, the only time I have been around kids where there has been pineapple on pizza, they all say it's gross.

 

[Modern Saint]

I have never seen a kid eat pineapple on pizza, the only time I have been around kids where there has been pineapple on pizza, they all say it's gross.

Brilliant Kids!!!

 

[Flamencology]

I have never seen a kid eat pineapple on pizza, the only time I have been around kids where there has been pineapple on pizza, they all say it's gross.

My bad — I was referring to adult-sized children. The little ones are just victims to bad parenting. It’d be very unfair to blame them for their ketchup dependencies.

 

[Jbird]

I think I will make a pineapple mango papaya kiwi Pizza

 

[reverend1]

Having Pineapple on pizza is wrong to begin with. Having pizza toppings on a Pineapple is a Cardinal Sin!!!

Why Aquaman? Why!?!?!?!?

 

[Jbird]

Would the 'Dolphin Love' pizza be pizza w/tuna on it?

 

[reverend1]

Would the 'Dolphin Love' pizza be pizza w/tuna on it?

Only if eaten in a cave.

 

[smorgdonkey]

Best pizzas ever eaten have had pineapple on them. It's a basic sweet vs salty cooking combination. Most people who dislike pizza with pineapple just want that 'profound' flavour of salt and fat with some hot spices...in other words, they wouldn't know decent food if 5 servings of it were launched from a catapult and they were nailed in the face with it.

 

[Kerouac]

Best pizzas ever eaten have had pineapple on them. It's a basic sweet vs salty cooking combination. Most people who dislike pizza with pineapple just want that 'profound' flavour of salt and fat with some hot spices...in other words, they wouldn't know decent food if 5 servings of it were launched from a catapult and they were nailed in the face with it.

No. Pineapple is way too acidic and sweet to work on any sort of savoury pizza. It's a terrible fruit, to begin with, and pairing it with cheese and tomato? GTFO.

 

[reverend1]

No. Pineapple is way too acidic and sweet to work on any sort of savoury pizza. It's a terrible fruit, to begin with, and pairing it with cheese and tomato? GTFO.

It’s only acidic when it’s picked for export.

 

[Honkridge]

IMPEACH IT

 

[rhino]

I'd much rather pineapple on a pizza than bbq chicken.

LINE IN THE SAND

 

[Flamencology]

I'd much rather pineapple on a pizza than bbq chicken.

LINE IN THE SAND

Ah, the old “which testicle would you rather be stabbed in?” conundrum.

 

[Hanglow]

If you’re going for fruit with pizza, might as well go full Swedish:

Behold! The banana pizza

This makes me want to back brexshit

 

[rhino]

Ah, the old “which testicle would you rather be stabbed in?” conundrum.

No. It's would you rather your be stabbed in a testicle or squeezed with a bit more pressure than you'd normally be comfortable with.