You guys are a tough crowd, haha. I've made and sold about sixty guitars over the last year and this is the only one that has the barf/shudder/chainsaw pickguard option. Come to think of it, I might change the name of the model to Barf/Shudder/Chainsaw.
"Aged" just means tinted nitro that's relic'd. Yes, I know... barf, etc
All of my guitars are one-offs so if anyone would like to check out my site (WaterslideGuitars.com), maybe there's something to like in there. And if you hate 'em all, well at least I'm not making Strat copies, right???
BTW, the shape of this guitar & german carve is taken from a mid-50s Rickenbacker Combo 800.