There must be a full moon tonight.
I was karaokeing in a bar I've done dozens of times. It's rough and there's always the odd bit of trouble once in a while but tonight it was like Bob's Country Bunker.
Amongst some of the highlights:
The police raiding the place 3 times looking for someone with a warrant
One of the main door windows being smashed
A Polish guy who was being a p.i.t.a. taking a hefty smack off of one of the pubs token hard men.
I'm not exactly sure what went down at this point but about 15 of the guys went outside and when they came back in they were all wearing each others shirts, jeans and shoes so something's gone down.
I had to physically restrain a really stupid drunk girl from grabbing the mic from people, fucking around with the gear and generally being a class A dick,
I had to step over a stupid little girl (a friend of her above strangely enough) who'd drunk herself unconscious outside the pub on my way to my car.
There was more but you get the jist.
Fucking inbreds.