After a solid flogging, here's my first impressions:
Frets are HUGE. Not unexpected. It's different. It'll take a little getting used to, but it'll be fine.
It's almost like the neck was made from a measurement of my hand. It's absolutely perfect.
The bass contour is the most usable control I've ever had on a guitar. A few flicks of the three knobs, this thing sounds like completely different guitars. Bass contour rolled all the way off, volume backed off a little and tone cranked, I'm a telecaster. Turn up the volume and bass contour, I'm firmly planted in LP/SG territory. I love it.
I can't stress enough how impressed I am with this guitar. It's awesome. I can't wait to get a good stage pic with it. I can't wait to crank this bitch through my Mesa at practice tomorrow.
Srsly.