Hot or Not: Happy Fathre's day DADDYS+ yea I know it's NoT fOr TwO dAyS but if that bodders you, GO SUCK AN EGG!

[smurfco]

YEah it's only friday you filthy daddys, dirty daddy on the Internet talkin about guitars and Sammy van Halen, but I'm gona go ahead an wish you all a HAPPY FATHERS" DAY 2022 so if that triggers U then too bad, why don't u go take a flyign fuck at a rolling donut? Why don't u go take a flying fuck at the moon?

 

[MonkeyZero]

Thank you. And in my house it's Father's Day Weekend which kicks off tonight after work with dinner and bourbon and leave me alone!

 

[yabba]

I love it when you call me Big Poppa

 

[Chicken Man]

And Juneteenth on the same day.

 

[tiger roach]

Well that certainly was a heartfelt salutation. #watchouthallmark

 

[sleewell]

thanks?

 

[Tiltsta]

Um, thanks, I'm going to go put on my Van Hagar records and skin suit. Remember, no one is allowed in the locked office, especially when dad is in there working. No matter what you hear, you are not allowed to enter the locked office.

 

[Pine Apple Slim]

Thanks, but I did the world a favor and didn’t become a father.
To all you fathers out there my sympathies I guess. Have a nice weekend.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

 

[MonkeyZero]

I wonder when the law suit for that album cover will be out.

 

[Denverdave]

I wonder when the law suit for that album cover will be out.

Right after the one for Blind Faith.

 

[Denverdave]

I may go get a 6 pack after work and enjoy some cold ones all weekend. I've got 5 kids, but none are particularly close so I will likely just chill out all weekend.

 

[micwalt]

I appreciate the sentiment, Smurfy, complete with Vonnegut quote.
This'll be the last Father's Day before the kid heads off to college, so kinda bittersweet.

 

[Tralfaz]

Why does egg sucking get such a bad rap? It's actually quite nice.

 

[Modern Saint]

I guess I could say Thanks....

For the rest of you Weiners that that have kids, Happy Father's Day!!!

 

[Tiltsta]

I appreciate the sentiment, Smurfy, complete with Vonnegut quote.
This'll be the last Father's Day before the kid heads off to college, so kinda bittersweet.

Same situation here, at least for my oldest, the youngest is off next year.

 

[B Valley]

Father's Day this year coincides with my daughter turning 15 1/2 and being eligible for her driving permit.
The last few evenings I took her to a stretch of dirt road so she could learn the basics.

 

[tiger roach]

Father's Day this year coincides with my daughter turning 15 1/2 and being eligible for her driving permit.
The last few evenings I took her to a stretch of dirt road so she could learn the basics.

Few things are as relaxing as teaching a young lady to drive a car!

 

[B Valley]

She was backing up and pressed on the gas instead of the brake and for a moment my asshole puckered so hard you could have cut hose washers off of it.

 

[Bob411]

Happy Father's Day