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Wasn’t it splawn darts? And it was polygraph I believe.
It was Bernardo Gui. Every 6 weeks or so he'd post a thread with the same title 'THE MIGHTY TELECASTER! THE POLYGRAPH OF ELECTRIC GUITARS!'
Darial/SplawnDarts on the other hand was NOT a tele fan. I'm paraphrasing, but he claimed it was a primitive prototype guitar that should be consigned to the dustbin of history, and replaced with Jackson Soloists, because they could do everything better. He also claimed a Floyd Rose could replicate a b-bender, so that's how knowledgable he was.
Oh, and he thought any amp with EL86s was a useless piece of shit.