A question about pruners, I need to replace mine

The most annoying thing about parody threads are the people who constantly bitch about them. It's really not that hard to avoid them.

Surely you jest?

There are days when they comprise the bulk of the "What's New?" Or "Jack's Place" feed. You have to scroll past so many of them, it's easy to miss a thread with an actual topic.

I think it's kinda fucked up and grandiose to shit on the guy who thinks they're over played to the overall detriment of the forum. How fucked is that? Seriously.

Being a silly jackass once in a while is cool, and good fun, but doubling down on the jackass part to shit on someone is fucking Bush League.

Let's look at it from a business perspective (Since this forum represents a real business, and is funded by said business).

How many first time visitors would you want to log in with interest in joining the community and maybe even invest in the business by signing up for lessons etc, to have that first visit turn into their last because all they see is stupid parody thread bullshit?

It may have never happened, maybe it never will, but who would be the real asshole if it were to happen? Would it be the guy who expressed his dislike for the rampant use of them, or the guy who can't resist posting them relentlessly?

FFS.
 
Surely you jest?

There are days when they comprise the bulk of the "What's New?" Or "Jack's Place" feed. You have to scroll past so many of them, it's easy to miss a thread with an actual topic.

I think it's kinda fucked up and grandiose to shit on the guy who thinks they're over played to the overall detriment of the forum. How fucked is that? Seriously.

Being a silly jackass once in a while is cool, and good fun, but doubling down on the jackass part to shit on someone is fucking Bush League.

Let's look at it from a business perspective (Since this forum represents a real business, and is funded by said business).

How many first time visitors would you want to log in with interest in joining the community and maybe even invest in the business by signing up for lessons etc, to have that first visit turn into their last because all they see is stupid parody thread bullshit?

It may have never happened, maybe it never will, but who would be the real asshole if it were to happen? Would it be the guy who expressed his dislike for the rampant use of them, or the guy who can't resist posting them relentlessly?

FFS.

Oh dear, maybe I am too late
 
actually Fiskars is what I have in both pruner and loper. Both are like 10 years old and going strong. The lopers I have cut braches in the 3 inch diameter range. Fiskers are good!
 
I'm still waiting for a serious discussion of the relative merits of bypass vs anvil loppers
 
Yes, ignore the thoughtful, lucid response to a point made by another forumite that got shit on for his opinion, and then drive his point all the way home, open the car door for it, walk it into the house and tuck it into bed because you're so fucking clever and funny. Bravo.

There should be one one of those old Budweiser "Real men of Genius" commercials for those who have been gifted so profoundly.

Here's to you Mr. Barely coherent serial parody thread writer guy!
 
Yes, ignore the thoughtful, lucid response to a point made by another forumite that got shit on for his opinion, and then drive his point all the way home, open the car door for it, walk it into the house and tuck it into bed because you're so fucking clever and funny. Bravo.

There should be one one of those old Budweiser "Real men of Genius" commercials for those who have been gifted so profoundly.

Here's to you Mr. Barely coherent serial parody thread writer guy!

Pot meet kettle
 
Pot meet kettle
No clue who you are, I have even less interest in trolls using alts than I do in seeing half a page of parody threads Mr. Hidden identity forum shit stirrer guy. Today we salute you, because when the shit gets real, real men lob insults from an anonymous alt account.
 
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