Why???

[PunkKitty]

Why on Earth does anyone want an 89 pound king crab statue that only costs $1359???
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Design-...jQ44Sz1xyLWDlSds206W:4UkD3H5QZRxDYTE0#overlay

 

[jp_nyc]

I can imagine a giant statue of a legless crap might work on the roof of a shitty buffet restaurant.

 

[DdBob]

Why ask why drink Bud dry

 

[mongooz]

Why ask why drink Bud dry

Why ask why, drink Bud Dry

ya missed the comma

 

[Flatspotter]

Why ask why, drink Bud Dry

ya missed the comma

First, a legless crap on the roof, now the worst speller on the forum is the grammar police. It's the two horses of the acropolis! Run for your lives!

 

[mongooz]

First, a legless crap on the roof, now the worst speller on the forum is the grammar police. It's the two horses of the acropolis! Run for your lives!

 

[Tig]

Too tiny and too red.
This has been on a wonderful Galveston restaurant since I was a wee crab.

 

[DdBob]

Why ask why, drink Bud Dry

ya missed the comma

you know what i meant

 

[Monson]

Too tiny and too red.
This has been on a wonderful Galveston restaurant since I was a wee crab.

Hmm.. I have an idea for a The Omen-style scene.

 

[Bob411]

First, a legless crap on the roof, now the worst speller on the forum is the grammar police. It's the two horses of the acropolis! Run for your lives!

I could give him a run for the money but, I discovered this thing called spellcheck.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I could give him a run for the money but, I discovered this thing called spellcheck.

Your staying you kan trust Sputnik butt ive seen sum of you’re recent posts an you cunt.

 

[baimun]

"If the neighbor's goddamned cat doesn't stop shitting in our kids sandbox..... wait a min. HEY HON?!?!... Be right back... gotta run to Home Depot!!!... ratsenfratzenfuckergonnashitinhisownfur..... "

 

[MonkeyZero]

That does not look like a king crab and barely a snow crab.

 

[DdBob]