Weebz???

They are vying (viying, vieing, ugh) for his attention, cause he is perceived to be cool.


;D
 
If one were calling out to get another's attention from across the room, how would it be done?

Hmmm?

:wink:
 
I would have believed the "I was taking a giant crap and temporarily lost control of my extremities" defense before the "wide stance" defense.

or the "I was emulating Jean Claude Van Damme and trying to do that wierd holding myself up whilest doing a split against the walls." defense.
 
Phil051300 said:
The Van Damme one is good. I'd have bought that one.

Van Damme was always so stealthy when he was doing that in the movies...he'd wait until the people walked under him and beat the snot out of them. If it were me I'd probably fart as soon they were under me and give away my location, and tumble to the ground with a broken hip... hopefully crushing them. ::)
 
thredlok said:
Phil051300 said:
The Van Damme one is good. I'd have bought that one.

Van Damme was always so stealthy when he was doing that in the movies...he'd wait until the people walked under him and beat the snot out of them. If it were me I'd probably fart as soon they were under me and give away my location, and tumble to the ground with a broken hip... hopefully crushing them. ::)

But you wouldn't be mistaken for trying to pick them up, so its cool. ;D
 
lol in bloodsport Jean's friend walks in while he's doing that and says...

"Hey are you sure you wanna do that? You might wanna have kids someday!"

hahaha
 
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