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Coralkong

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Where's the worst spot you've ever gone to the bathroom?

For me, it was front-row-center at the U2 concert in Foxboro stadium in 1987. General admission.
I had to pee so bad, but didn't want to lose my spot.
I ended up peeing on the girl next to me's foot.:facepalm:

She was not amused. But then she grabbed ahold of it....so it all worked out in the end.
:thu:

They had just painted the wall between the stage and the audience with black paint and it was still wet. When I took a shower the next day, was I in for a surprise.....thought I had a disease.
At least I pee'd on her.
 
Someone's front yard

Next to a dumpster at a 7-11 that wouldn't let me use the restroom

Gas station sink


...I've got more (these are #2). Where haven't I peed is the better question
 
:lol:

One night when i was still in college, I was crawling home from the bar in the snow and had to take a leak. I don't think I even bothered standing up :embarrassed:
 
And it makes me mad sometimes that my wife doesn't take better care of the house. Every time I go to piss in the sink, it's full of dirty dishes.

EG
 
Elias Graves said:
And it makes me mad sometimes that my wife doesn't take better care of the house. Every time I go to piss in the sink, it's full of dirty dishes.

EG
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I figure I'm helping to clean the food off.
Kind of like trying to "firehose" the slider off the back of the toilet when you're taking a leak.....
 
I've pissed in an empty 20 ounce coffee cup or Gatorade bottle a few times when I was stuck in traffic on the L.A. freeway system, then dump the pee out the window and toss the bottle in the back of the pickup...
 
Took an emergency dump in the parking lot drainage grate of a mini-warehouse. It was pre-dawn and the place was a ghost town.
My fishing kayak was stored there, and well, it was better to go there than in the bay where I was about to fish in.
:fan:
 
It's a toss up between toilet block on the Saudi Bahrain border or the toilet block on the Saudi Qatar border.

A sure sign that you're in a backassed shithole is that your toilet consists of a small hole in the ground and a little hose to wash your ass with.

Add 40c+ heat and well you can guess the rest.
 
I don't know about pissing in too many odd places...once I did it on a motel room door...not my own motel room or anyone that I knew.

However, I did stop to take a drink out of the fountain at the bottom of Malcolm X Park in DC after a Guided by Voices show.
 
Many moons ago I was at a Jimmy Buffett concert. I know, I know. The girl I was dating at time kept dropping her car keys on the ground due to her drunkenness. A little while later she decided she needed to pee, so she squatted and peed where she stood. All over her car keys. :facepalm:
 
cuffdc said:
I don't know about pissing in too many odd places...once I did it on a motel room door...not my own motel room or anyone that I knew.

However, I did stop to take a drink out of the fountain at the bottom of Malcolm X Park in DC after a Guided by Voices show.
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Bonus points for GBV reference. :)

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