the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,"

[Elias Graves]

How about "The Richard Gere Clinic for Animal Insertions"?

BTW -- how'd you like the nice herpes sore on the anchor's lip?

:bert:

 

[Tralfaz]

Trying to find its way out and ended up near the rib cage? Poor eel was probably using Apple Maps.

 

[BlackCat]

google tells me the horse story is true.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

If I keep reading stuff like this I'm going to have to consider changing my member title.

http://www.kptv.com/story/21942791/dna-match-leads-detectives-to-horse-sex-abuse-suspect?hpt=ju_bn6