Achtung! The don't be this guy thread.

I for one really dislike those stickers where they twist Calvin into some sort of redneck that pisses on someone else's choice in vehicles. Not at all what Calvin was about.

Anyone else have a cautionary tale for us?

Those are all over that part of the state. As well as Calvin pissing on Nascar driver's numbers.
 
Well, I work with one. Not really a guitar oriented guy when it comes to music. Can't differentiate between alt and campy country, and considers the blues to be old-timey.

And pic of lawn or I'm calling shenanigans.
 
Well, I work with one. Not really a guitar oriented guy when it comes to music. Can't differentiate between alt and campy country, and considers the blues to be old-timey.

And pic of lawn or I'm calling shenanigans.

That’s one weird dude...I don’t think you could muster more than 5 or 10 of them in one place at a time.

My lawn is underwater right now, but I can see Bloodshot Records from my house. And I’m obligated by the city to listen to “Sweet Home” at the top of every hour. And I’m fairly certain I couldn’t find specific alt country + blues haters in any recognizable configurations or statistically significant numbers.
 
Well, he said just don't this one guy he found who fits the description. Ok. We won't. Move along now, nothing to see here.

Next up?
 
That’s one weird dude...I don’t think you could muster more than 5 or 10 of them in one place at a time.

My lawn is underwater right now, but I can see Bloodshot Records from my house. And I’m obligated by the city to listen to “Sweet Home” at the top of every hour. And I’m fairly certain I couldn’t find specific alt country + blues haters in any recognizable configurations or statistically significant numbers.

Weird is right. He's early to mid 40's, balding, and goes to every EDM show mainly for the "hot semi nekkid asian chicks", and keeps trying to 'turn me on' to Electro Swing. It's kinda pathetic.
 
Weird is right. He's early to mid 40's, balding, and goes to every EDM show mainly for the "hot semi nekkid asian chicks", and keeps trying to 'turn me on' to Electro Swing. It's kinda pathetic.

Yeah, he’s a creepy otaku dork. Def don’t be that guy. He’s often friends with “ladies from [some non-US place] are [better/more feminine/more submissive/good wife material]” guy. Definitely DO NOT be that guy. He super sucks.
 
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