The Beefaroni dog

DdBob

Dogue in teh desert
not my pic but here is the Chef Boyardee beefaroni hot dog


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Fun fact: my body doesn’t process the red dye they use in all those awful canned pastas so the day after I eat a can it looks like I’m shitting blood. (also I have not actually eaten a can in over 20 years because it’s awful)
 
A local "wacky hot dog place" had one with Mac and cheese on it. I never thought I would applaud their restraint, but at least they didn't go this far.
 
Chef Boyardee.

How is he still around? "market forces" are supposed to fix things like this. If there was such a thing as the American Bar Association for chefs, he would be disbarred.
 
Chef Boyardee.

How is he still around? "market forces" are supposed to fix things like this. If there was such a thing as the American Bar Association for chefs, he would be disbarred.
I actually watched a documentary about Chef Boyardee on YouTube and it was interesting. My kids still eat that crap. At least they'll eat something other than sugar.
That hot dog though. :puke:

Also, get it off of the laptop!!!
 
Looks revolting.

And I'm pretty sure the Hot Dog Purists who fly into a homicidal rage over some ketchup are not going to like it at all.
 
It looks pretty bad, but I would absolutely hoover at least three of them, and I'm not sure I fully trust anyone who wouldn't.
 
Spaghetti-Os or GTFO.

I was fortunate that my mother refused to ever buy beef-a-roni. Except for that one time we begged for it. Man, she was right and we learned… That is some awful stuff.

Oddly, Spaghetti-Os, Alphaghetti, and derivatives were not that bad. I think the sauce was just better. It wasn’t great, but it was tolerable.
 
It looks pretty bad, but I would absolutely hoover at least three of them, and I'm not sure I fully trust anyone who wouldn't.
Thinking about eating three of them sets off my reflux. I'm good for two chili dogs, about twice a year, and I still regret it afterwards. The beefaroni dog looks like a fraternity initiation.
 
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