tiger roach
Urban Bovine Knievel
I'm sick of lunchmeat. And I'm not gonna take it any more. 
And I'm not talking about the cut-rate stuff in the blisterpack from Safeway. Even the better stuff, like the deli pastrami I had on my sandwich from lunch, is thoroughly boring and blechy to me. It all has this processed texture that makes me gag.
I guess if I want to bring my lunch any more I'll have to cook stuff on the weekends that I can tote to the office. I can smoke a bird or beast and slice it mysel and make sandwiches from that. Somehow that tastes completely different - even though *real* deli meat is essentially the same thing.
*rant over*

And I'm not talking about the cut-rate stuff in the blisterpack from Safeway. Even the better stuff, like the deli pastrami I had on my sandwich from lunch, is thoroughly boring and blechy to me. It all has this processed texture that makes me gag.
I guess if I want to bring my lunch any more I'll have to cook stuff on the weekends that I can tote to the office. I can smoke a bird or beast and slice it mysel and make sandwiches from that. Somehow that tastes completely different - even though *real* deli meat is essentially the same thing.
*rant over*
