Starshine guitars on Amazon

[Aahzz]

Saw these over on TGP...excellence in advertising

 

[Aahzz]

The bridge will not be confused!!

 

[DinoMikeSr]

I want a charcoal roasted headstork too.

 

[tiger roach]

Hilarious.

Even just using Google translate would be an improvement.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I want a veneer that is full of fashion. Better than advertising hype that is full of shit.

 

[jp_nyc]

I think this is a refreshing change of pace from western marketing where every random thing increases sustain and enhances tone.

 

[Jbird]

Why did they only roast the headstorck, and not the whole flock?

 

[Guitar Heel]

the bridge must be smarter than me.

 

[Knox in Box]

I need that ABR bridge, my current bridge is an idiot.

 

[Chad]

I’m not a fan of double shake bridges. I prefer single or triple shake.

 

[Dexter Inferno]

Dreadful Ali Express English aside, this does look like lawsuit fodder, especially the first one.

 

[Aahzz]

I’m not a fan of double shake bridges. I prefer single or triple shake.

I prefer the Hippy Hippy Shake.

 

[Knox in Box]

I’m not a fan of double shake bridges. I prefer single or triple shake.

You shouldn't shake it more than twice.

 

[cvogue]

Seems like the blue one is missing a tuning peg on the headstork.

But that double shake bridge sounds tasty! Hmm... do I get chocolate or vanilla?!?

 

[cvogue]

Better hurry guys, only 17 left in stork!

 

[Bob411]

You shouldn't shake it more than twice.

But, but, I'm an old man, 5 minutes later, there is still...

 

[Dexter Inferno]

Seems like the blue one is missing a tuning peg on the headstork.

That's probably intentional, so Ernie Ball doesn't sue them.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

So, like, when does yours arrive?