So it is 11/12/13

Chad

Chad

Slender Hobbit
Have any nut jobs predicted the end if the world for today? If so there is a bunch of stuff I need to get done.
 
Chad said:
Have any nut jobs predicted the end if the world for today? If so there is a bunch of stuff I need to get done.
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End of America?? :shrug: Pretty much everywhere else today is uninteresting old 12/11/13. *shrugs*
 
I'm sure the old "OMG RAPTURE DAY" guy is making a ton of cash being wrong again somewhere.
 
Well, we just had a huge Thanksgiving feast at work, so my last meal was a good'un.
Damn, no booze... :mad:
 
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

...And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five!

Galahad: Three, sir.

King Arthur: Three!
 
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