....so I'm wearing my beer

[DdBob]

....not even drunk, hell just the first one and about two thirds through when I lift it to take an ethuthiastic swig...that's when it happened, just poor coordination on my part. I missed my mouth and hiot my chin and now I'm wearing it on my shirt...an Upslope Brown Ale

 

[Theodore]

Maybe you need to use two hands.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

You mean “pour coordination”.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Two words. Sippy cup.

 

[MonkeyZero]

 

[sleewell]

if that doesnt happen every so often you arent drinking hard enough.

 

[parrotheada1a]

Two words. Sippy cup.

Or a bib.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Or a bib.

True. He could get a new drinking chair too.

 

[bsman]

Happens to me occasionally, but only with coffee (which is much harder to get out of clothing...)

 

[jp_nyc]

Upslope is good stuff. Sorry for your loss.

 

[yabba]

If you had used one of those novelty hats with the two beers and tubing you wouldn't have had this problem, just saying