It's been years since I was in one of those, but I remember the last trip was SO bad, that I will go way out of my way to not go ever again.
I remember the pizza was raw in the center, overpriced, we had to wait an extra hour for our party table because they were overbooked......some kid puked all over the inside of the ball pit, so they had to close it down.......seemed like half the games were broken....kids were crying and fucking screaming. I was handing out $5 bills to the kids at the party so they could get more tokens to play the games......some little kid at the table next to us shit his pants and stunk the whole fucking room up while we were trying to eat....
Oh, man, it was miserable. I remember it was so bad I was laughing out loud.......horrifying. Cost me a couple of hundred dollars by the time I got out of there......
Fuck that place in its meathead face.