Post honest opinions that seem calculated to provoke Howie.

[Help!I'maRock!]

Rivers *IS* a bitch. And the Superchargers *cut* LT. His Jetting out isn't his fault.

i don't get into it. i just let her yell at the tv for 3 months. then i get my turn during baseball season. pitchers and catchers report in a month!

 

[reverend1]

In before, "they're all cheaters on the take" and "there's no playoff so the championship is make-believe."

Wrong! There is a playoff. It's called the regular season; if you lose you're out.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

am i supposed to be provoked by college football? i don't watch it.

 

[reverend1]

am i supposed to be provoked by college football? i don't watch it.

Ok, you're right. How about this?

I hate to fart.

better?

 

[Sad Navigator]

Wrong! There is a playoff. It's called the regular season; if you lose you're out.

Those aren't really my positions. (I'm not too into the college game.) But I just figured they'd come up soon enough.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Ok, you're right. How about this?

I hate to fart.

better?

how do you vent your gas? spontaneous combustion? and if so, how do you recombine yourself each day?

 

[reverend1]

how do you vent your gas? spontaneous combustion? and if so, how do you recombine yourself each day?

I didn't say I don't fart. I just don't like to fart.

 

[Dew Knot Hump]

Mike Piazza is a bedwetter and Willie Mays was a child molester.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Mike Piazza is a bedwetter and Willie Mays was a child molester.

actually, i think Willie Mays is a bedwetter now too.

 

[Dew Knot Hump]

actually, i think Willie Mays is a bedwetter now too.

Dwight Gooden was a degenerate drug addict and when Keith Hernandez wasn't busy smoking in the dugout he was in the toilets at the Port Authority smoking tourists cocks for spare change.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Dwight Gooden was a degenerate drug addict and when Keith Hernandez wasn't busy smoking in the dugout he was in the toilets at the Port Authority smoking tourists cocks for spare change.

actually, these are true.

 

[Dew Knot Hump]

Tom Seaver was a cross-dresser and Mookie Wilson stole candy from babies.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Tom Seaver was a cross-dresser and Mookie Wilson stole candy from babies.

Seaver does make wine now. i wouldn't put it past him.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Peeker]

the bass can (and sometimes should) be played just like a guitar.

 

[Elias Graves]

The Mexican version of Coke tastes like syrupy piss.

So it's just like American Coke?

EG

 

[paulskirocks]

I wonder, Howie, did you get beat up a lot as a kid?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I wonder, Howie, did you get beat up a lot as a kid?

beat up, no. picked on, yes. i throw a mean right hook.

 

[Flamencology]

i throw a mean right hook.

You're left-handed?

 

[Peeker]

so's Watt...

 

[Jimmy James]

It's ok to say "Single Coils" even if they're stacked single coil pickups that fit in a single coil slot. Only the terminally anal would nit-pic the technical details. Everybody knows what you're talking about.