Now that I've been on a few dates

[reverend1]

I stand by my original statement.

 

[smorgdonkey]

I wouldnt step on that with your feet.

But...I have HUGE wooden shoes on them.

rev, I think that girl is funny. There are a lot of people trying to make funny vids but she does it well.

 

[warren0728]

I'm definitely in no hurry to get back in that mess.

this....

 

[reverend1]

But...I have HUGE wooden shoes on them.

rev, I think that girl is funny. There are a lot of people trying to make funny vids but she does it well.

Well, I thought the advice dealing with drowning in the pussy would be helpful to the honorable mayor.

 

[Peeker]

fwiw, my floor is covered in toys right now
sorting out the keepers from the give-'em-aways

but under that layer of toys, is a carpet soaked in booaze, spit, and, uh, other things

 

[jelloman]

Good thing you're moving out then...

 

[Tig]

I suggest vitamin E and using the shower curtain with baby oil.
Save the sheets for sleeping.

 

[Tiltsta]

I stand by my original statement.

My wife usually changes them

 

[Peeker]

Good thing you're moving out then...

indeed


and I've no plan to tell the new owners

 

[jelloman]

My wife usually changes them

That's convenient...

indeed


and I've no plan to tell the new owners

...and why should you?

 

[Peeker]

my feelings exactly.
it's not like it's hooker-blood

well, most of it isn't, anyways

 

[Phil513]

Peeker's Floor as a MTR?


just putting it out there.

 

[Peeker]

 

[Tig]

This dating thing is starting to become a pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong (unless you're into that kinda' thing)

 

[Phil513]

You're doing it wrong (unless you're into that kinda' thing)

i totally lold.

 

[12Pack]

You're doing it wrong (unless you're into that kinda' thing)

Damn you!

 

[12Pack]

Actually it's primary this one girl who is consuming ALL of my time. She left her toothbrush here and now has asked for a bottom drawer because it would be easier than carrying her night bag back and forth. I've been out with her maybe three-four times and she already dropped the "L" word. WTF?

 

[Mark Wein]

RUN.

 

[Tiltsta]

Yikes. That doesn't seem right.

 

[Mark Wein]

Wait. She's been to your house.



MOVE.