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Ah, at long last we have an explanation!

When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn’t keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself.

When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family. (Via)

All the video commenters, the first night I cried myself to sleep, but when I woke up in the morning and it had half a million hits, I smiled. I ain’t gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it’s what God blessed you with. (Via)

The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with “Rockwood” because if we broke up then “I rock wood in my ass.”

So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I’m a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me.

Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me “dick sh*t.” I still don’t know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said “F*ck Hallmark, this is jailmark.


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cfgsteak said:
Yeah, cause all the non-tattooed people will be so fucking gorgeous...

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Agreed, and a well done tattoo still looks good when you old. The problem there is a lot of shit tattoos out there, and unfortunately those are the most common. Everyone thinks of those shit tattoos when they think tattoo.
 
cfgsteak said:
Yeah, cause all the non-tattooed people will be so fucking gorgeous...

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I think that a lot of folks have tattoos that seem "rad" now that they might not be so proud of when they are 70.

I'll be curious to see how modern tattoos hold up. My dad had one from WW2 that turned into a grey blob the last several years of his life but from what I understand the new inks or techniques should age better.
 
reverend1 said:
Agreed, and a well done tattoo still looks good when you old. The problem there is a lot of shit tattoos out there, and unfortunately those are the most common. Everyone thinks of those shit tattoos when they think tattoo.
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Well, sensible people recognize the difference...then there are the judgemental people out there that are more concerned about how YOU are going to look than they are about their own gross liver spots and sagging tits...

That being said, I dont get the anal tattoos anymore than I would understand why Gary want to check out old peoples butts in a nursing home, butt...to each his own.
 
Mark Wein said:
I think that a lot of folks have tattoos that seem "rad" now that they might not be so proud of when they are 70.

I'll be curious to see how modern tattoos hold up. My dad had one from WW2 that turned into a grey blob the last several years of his life but from what I understand the new inks or techniques should age better.
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It's all relative. From my perspective, I know they aren't going to look perfect when I'm old but I don't really care; the rest of me aint gonna be perfect either. I'll probably have bigger things to worry about than the work I've enjoyed having on me for my entire adult life.
 
reverend1 said:
Agreed, and a well done tattoo still looks good when you old. The problem there is a lot of shit tattoos out there, and unfortunately those are the most common. Everyone thinks of those shit tattoos when they think tattoo.
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Maybe, maybe not. There's a host of factors that go into how well a tattoo looks over time. But yeah, poorly executed tattoos generally don't hold up well.
 
cfgsteak said:
Well, sensible people recognize the difference...thne there are the judgemental people out there that are more concerned about how YOU are going to look than they are about there own gross liver spots and sagging tits...

That being said, I dont get the anal tattoos anymore than I would understand why Gary want to check out old peoples butts in a nursing home, butt...to each his own.
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I never wanted one because everyone is had seen was shit. That weird gray/green look, terrible designs, and just plain bad work. It wasn't until recently that I was exposed to some really well done stuff that I became really interested. It's also why I going where I am to have mine done. It's been a year of research but now we are getting close.
 
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