WTF: My Wife just purchased a $400 BIRD!

[Bigsbyboy]

This think is a dick! he only poops and bites me! Also if I was to spend $400 on something like that i would be killed in my sleep. She knows nothing about birds and wants to start buying it clothes! Anybody know anything about birds? It is a Canary Winged Bebe...... Evil devil bird!

 

[tompetty]

http://forums.avianavenue.com/index.php

 

[jp_nyc]

Birds are dreadful pets. Sorry.

 

[335clone]

I know a couple recipes......

 

[Guitar Heel]

The only birds I own live on the fretboards of my PRSi, but they may be more hated around here than yours.

 

[jelloman]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...squab...eat0

 

[Bigsbyboy]

A lot of these posts are making me hungry!

 

[Tig]

A lot of these posts are making me hungry!

 

[jelloman]

A lot of these posts are making me hungry!

I know where you can get a nice, fresh bird...a little BBQ sauce and a grill and you are dining!

 

[Grant Gross]

That's a good price for a Gibson Firebird or a PRS with bird inlays.

Oh, wait.

 

[xStonr]

Clothes?

 

[wagdog]

We have birds. They lay eggs, which we eat.

Pet birds? Nope.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

At least it's alive.

 

[Bigsbyboy]

Yeah my wife found this " poop suit " on the Internet. Its a little suit there wear and it has removable pads that they poop on! She ordered the hula shirt design...

 

[Tig]

At least it's alive.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!

 

[tiger roach]

If she knows nothing about birds, you guys need to learn up quick. If its health declines from poor diet etc. it can catch a cold which could then kill it in a matter of hours, and then you have a $400 dead bird. :(

 

[mikesr1963]

My wife loves birds too. Has spotting scopes and binoculars of high quality. When it came to buying, I told her, you stick to the free ones.

 

[smurfco]

Your wife sounds like an insane lunatic.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Your wife sounds like an insane lunatic.

Consider who she married...

 

[Bigsbyboy]

Her commitment to me does prove her insanity