Munchy Box

[wok]

So I have been here almost 20 years and never tried a Munchy Box before. Since I am too ill to go out and buy and prepare food, I ordered a Chinese Munchy Box:

For those of you why don’t know what a MB is, it is a pizzabox filled with a variety of different fast foods.

This one:

- salt & chili chips (fries)
- crispy shredded chicken
- spicy wings
- sweet chili pork ribs
- chicken balls ( sort of deep fried donuts filled with chicken)
- fried onions
- a big tub of sweet satay sauce

Also came with prawn crackers and 6 mini spring rolls.

This will feed me for a week. I mean, LOOK AT IT!

 

[tiger roach]

Nom, man! Looks crunchy, sinful and delicious.

 

[wok]

I got the sweats now, and I finished about a quarter of it.

 

[Lerxst]

I got the sweats now, and I finished about a quarter of it.

It'll feed you or kill you, which ever comes first

 

[wok]

It'll feed you or kill you, which ever comes first

I am still alive... barely

I only managed about a quarter of everything, not even touched the prawn crackers. And this is a ‘small’ munchy box.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

In America we call that an "appetizer sampler"...serves 4.

 

[DFB]

That will fix you up in no time.

 

[wok]

In America we call that an "appetizer sampler"...serves 4.

They are not just a collection of appetisers, but more of a complete takeaway meal in a pizza box.

Anyway, I dont think I will do that again. Although this will keep me going for a few days

 

[Mark Wein]

Do you live in England or Mississippi?

 

[yabba]

scotland seems like it might be pretty similar in mississippi in some ways..

 

[wok]

Do you live in England or Mississippi?

Neither. I live in Scotland.

Rule #1 in Scotland: Never call them English

 

[munchybox]

 

[jp_nyc]

“food”.

 

[Honkridge]

Teenager who had munchie box SUPERGLUED to his head awarded £1000 after being left with bald patch

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/pizza-nut-teenager-who-munchie-6591966

“He got let off lightly because the plan was to superglue his finger to the dog's arse but I ended up feeling sorry for the dog. The next time he falls asleep it will be a lot worse.”

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Ah that old gem...

 

[bsman]

There is very little in there that can actually be called “food” with a straight face. No wonder Glasgow is Europe’s unhealthiest city!

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27309446

 

[jbj]

There is very little in there that can actually be called “food” with a straight face. No wonder Glasgow is Europe’s unhealthiest city!

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27309446

Drugs
Booze
Stabbings
Munchieboxes
Cold weather
Lack of exercise

Not much math required.

 

[tiger roach]

Drugs
Booze
Stabbings
Munchieboxes
Cold weather
Lack of exercise

Not much math required.

"The bairn! The bairn!"

 

[xStonr]

Jack in the Box now has the Merry Munchie Meal in Cali. It's only $4.20

 

[tiger roach]

Jack in the Box now has the Merry Munchie Meal in Cali. It's only $4.20

You have to admire Jack for embracing his popularity with the stoner crowd.