Make up a stupid joke and post it here!

[smurfco]

So I came up with two. (You may have to read them out loud to get them.)

Why don't dinosaurs like Campbell's Chunky Soup?
Because it's meatier!

Why did Beethoven take a razorblade to the car dealership?
He didn't want to sign a furry lease!

 

[Tig]

:rim:
:bert:


I'll play:

 

[Alex W]

 

[tompetty]

What did one gay roommate say to his gay roommate...???


Stay out of my shit.............

 

[tiger roach]

What do you have when you have a room full of banjo players?








A full set of teeth!

:rim:

(that was actually more adapted than made up TBH)

 

[jelloman]

A banjo player and an accordian player were playing a show at a bar when the owners says "hey, you guys are pretty good, can you play here again next month?"

They say "sure. Can we leave our instruments here?"

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Three musicians are walking down the street. The two drummers walk into a bar. The guitar player waits a bar, calls 911.

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Guitar player hangs up, waits a bar, calls Animal Rescue.

 

[Coralkong]

Who wants to smell my finger?

 

[Fumbles]

How do I make up a stupid joke?

 

[Mark Wein]

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick him up and blow him.



Incidentally, that is the joke that got @El Borrachito forever banned from talking between songs on stage

 

[Packerbacker]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken

 

[eloydrummerboy]

I was running late for my meeting at the Library, so I had to book it.

Hey, it's OK to be bad at guitar, just don't fret it.

A pig takes a dip into the dolphin bin, then says "What the hell? It smells horrible in here. What is that?" A dolphin swims up and says "I don't know, I can't smell anything, but you're probably smelling yourself because you roll around in your own shit, you dumb fuck."

A fly walks into a jar. He should have read the sign better. Now he's trapped for life.

What did the frog order at the bar? Hop Scotch.

What's worse than running out of coffee? Running into coffee. You'd get burned.

 

[Packerbacker]

I just got back from the Doctor. He stuck his thumb up my butt!!

Do I need to find a new Dentist?

 

[angry tele]

 

[IamSeaDevil]

They'd all be Tom Petty

Or Newfie jokes and that's not nice

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Why do Black Keys fans hate "Spring Forward"?

Because they want their Auerbach.

 

[DFB]

What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.

 

[wok]

What did one gay roommate say to his gay roommate...???


Stay out of my shit.............

 

[GergS]

What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

Damn.