Help! Make me laugh on my boring train ride by suggesting new Honey I Shrunk The Kids movies

[smurfco]

Honey I Cooked And Ate The Kids

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Honey I Poisoned the Crue.

#unskinnybop

 

[smurfco]

Honey I Tit-wanked the Mailman

 

[smurfco]

Honey I Sucked Off A Bull Mastiff

 

[Flamencology]

Honey, I Ransomed Rick Moranis’s Kids In Order To Force Him Out Of Retirement

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Honey I eradicated my depression with prudent doses of Psilocybin.

 

[smurfco]

Honey I Sold Your Dad The Cocaine That Killed Him

 

[Dudeman1967]

Honey, I Shrunk the Carbon Blobs by Not Feeding Them Since You Left Me. You Fucking Whore!

 

[Dudeman1967]

Honey, I Banged The Kids. They Were Adopted.

A new Woody Allen release.

 

[smurfco]

Honey I Got Banned From The Zoo For Lewd Acts With A Tapir

 

[Dudeman1967]

Honey I Got Banned From The Zoo For Lewd Acts With A Tapir

Those Tapirs are always asking for it! Looking all sexy like they do.

 

[smurfco]

Honey I Went To A Barn In Bowie Maryland To Get All Holes Stuffed

 

[shoeless]

Honey I Went To A Barn In Bowie Maryland To Get All Holes Stuffed

...and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

 

[tiger roach]

Honey I passed our crabs to the babysitter.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Just remember, it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry.

 

[DFB]

Honey I threw Smurfco From The Train.

Well,it was his stop.

 

[jp_nyc]

Honey I Fed Your Pet Tyrannosaur a Radioactive Crack Rock and Now He’s Destroying Richmond

 

[smurfco]

Honey I Force Fed Our Adolescent Son Eight Pounds Of Mescaline

 

[Dudeman1967]

Honey I Spunked The Kids. They Need a Bath. I'm Spent.

 

[jp_nyc]

Honey I Sucked Off the Dog