Lunch fail, fail

OGG

Master of the Meh
So I was just making my daily lunchtime "Green" Smoothie, same as always, I put my green stuff and orange juice in the blender. dropped in the banana as always, then went to the freezer to grab the strawberries, blueberries, and pineapple.

As I was pouring the frozen pineapple chunks from the bag, I suddenly realized that I had erroneously grabbed the bag of frozen CORN instead. :facepalm:

Well, there was no turning back at that point, so I just left it in there and continued on.


Turns out, it really didn't seem to alter the taste in a bad way, at least not enough to where I probably wouldn't just continue to do it on purpose... I mean... Why not right? :shrug:

I failed at failing.
 
I had Five Guys burger.... grilled onions, jalapenos, relish, hot sauce and BBQ sauce with Cajun fries. :helper:
 
I had Five Guys burger.... grilled onions, jalapenos, relish, hot sauce and BBQ sauce with Cajun fries. :helper:

:mad:


They started construction on the new Five Guys less than a mile from my house last week.



I've been eating sticks and grass for 3 weeks.


But I've lost a whole lot of weight.
 
I was informed today that the 5 Guys is now open here.

Unfortunately, it's on the same road as three shopping plazas containing Walmart, Sam's, Lowes, Target, Best Buy and about 100 other stores. Each of these plazas have one entrance and one exit.

Starting around this time of year, Mrs. P and I swear off that entire part of town until mid January because it can sometimes take over an hour to get in or out of the parking lots.
 
I was informed today that the 5 Guys is now open here.

Unfortunately, it's on the same road as three shopping plazas containing Walmart, Sam's, Lowes, Target, Best Buy and about 100 other stores. Each of these plazas have one entrance and one exit.

Starting around this time of year, Mrs. P and I swear off that entire part of town until mid January because it can sometimes take over an hour to get in or out of the parking lots.

Robin wants to go out to that area tonight :facepalm: I hate that place this time of the year, actually any time of the year !!!
 
Oh yeah, Did the corn hold it's shape ? lol

No.

We have one of those "Osterizer" blenders that looks like it was made in the 1950's with parts left over from the Buck Roadmaster assembly line. It's got so many ballz, that even Tim Allen would leave it stock...

I'm pretty sure it would blend diamonds if you threw them in there :grin:


I was informed today that the 5 Guys is now open here.

Unfortunately, it's on the same road as three shopping plazas containing Walmart, Sam's, Lowes, Target, Best Buy and about 100 other stores. Each of these plazas have one entrance and one exit.

Starting around this time of year, Mrs. P and I swear off that entire part of town until mid January because it can sometimes take over an hour to get in or out of the parking lots.

The Target shopping center here in town is like that. Once Thanksgiving comes around, it turns into the worlds biggest clusterfuck. I remember pulling into the driveway there on Black Friday a few years ago at lunch time to go to Starbucks. It took an hour and a half to get from the entrance to the exit... I never did get my Starbucks...
 
Robin wants to go out to that area tonight :facepalm: I hate that place this time of the year, actually any time of the year !!!

The car I bought yesterday was at a place on Davis Creek, so I had to go that far. Luckily, I went up there before rush hour, and when I left the car lot, I just went on down Jefferson Road to Kanawha Turnpike and hit 64.

Then once I got home, we went back out to get the truck. Traffic wasn't too bad that far down, but there's no fucking way I'm pulling into the shops at Trace Fork until at least mid January 2012.
 
If you put that blender into my blender... It would blend it.







My mind.








It has been blown for the 3rd time today!



If you put your mind into your blender.... it would blend....



... but if you put your blender into your brain.... it would blow it. :tongue:
 
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