Is Hollywood done with superhero dicks?

[smurfco]

I sure hope not! Remember that Watchmen movie where the big blue guy hung dong the whole time? I must have seen that in the theater 20 times.

 

[shoeless]

 

[jrockbridge]

Dr Manhattan and Dirk Diggler are the salami schlong kings of classic penis cinema.

 

[Tig]

Uncle Miltie was known for his superhero-sized phallus, and no, not Adam West.

 

[baimun]

True story.....


I remember after Watchman came out and several of my friends were talking about Dr. Manhattan walking around swinging dong.



Except my friend Fred.


Fred laughed and said something like "That blue man... why was his penis so small?"


My friend was raised in England.... born in Nigeria.


I filed that away in my brain "Never take Fred to a Cubs game with the Wrigley piss trough.... that could be mentally scarring."

 

[jp_nyc]

Kelsey Grammar plays a Marvel superhero and his hog is so massive that he wears custom pants and underwear to hide it. On the Fraser set there were angles they never shot him from to keep it hidden.