Achtung! I'm in the hot tub with some wine, ask me anything

[jbj]

You got about 30 minutes before I finish this bottle I reckon and I'll start you off:

No I'm not wearing trunks

Next

 

[Flamencology]

Why are you so insecure?

 

[jbj]

Why are you so insecure?

About....?



Alfredo the duck says that's a much deeper question than this thread was meant to elicit :rolleyes:

 

[Bob411]

Are all the bubbles from the jets?

 

[jbj]

Are all the bubbles from the jets?

Yes. Solo hot tub etiquette 101 - all bodily fluids and gasses get dropped over the side

 

[DdBob]

what is in the bottle on the left

 

[rickenvox]

Did you pee in the hot tub yet?


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[DdBob]

what is the cable thing above the hot tub?

 

[sunvalleylaw]

Where is your left hand? Your right hand?

 

[jbj]

what is in the bottle on the left

Orange and Mandarin juice. 1 to 5 parts prosecco and you have JBJ hot tub juice

 

[jbj]

Did you pee in the hot tub yet?


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See 101 post.

 

[jbj]

what is the cable thing above the hot tub?

Clothes line / where I hang my bbq utensils when grilling

 

[Andrew Sak]

I'm going to keep my streak of not asking naked dudes drinking wine in hot tubs questions intact. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[jbj]

Last glass then I'm going in to read my book

 

[jbj]

I'm going to keep my streak of not asking naked dudes drinking wine in hot tubs questions intact. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You do you man.

I dont want to be fielding questions from a dude named Sak out here either ifyaknowwhatimean

 

[Andrew Sak]

You do you man.

I dont want to be fielding questions from a dude named Sak out here either ifyaknowwhatimean

The hotter the water, the lower the Sak.

 

[LeftyTom]

Are the jets on, or did you fart?

 

[Flamencology]

About....?



Alfredo the duck says that's a much deeper question than this thread was meant to elicit :rolleyes:

Oh well. Maybe next time.

 

[jbj]

Are the jets on, or did you fart?

52 jets would take some fart to replicate

Anyways that was last night. Its 2am and I'm just in from my gig so no jets for this bottle of wine.

 

[Jbird]

Didn't you have a nosy neighbor, or at least a neighbor that didn't appreciate your hot tub?