If the wife/gf/bene-friend says she's pregnant...

[Kerouac]

You might want to check your local CL!

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/20...ositive-pregnancy-tests-for-25-on-craigslist/

 

[Peeker]

yep
that's some fucked-up shit right there

 

[mongooz]

any guy that would take a "over the counter preg. test" as PROOF......should turn in his man card.
hospital/clinic/ doc's office......that's PROOF.

 

[BlackCat]

Lets get started on the right foot.

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[mongooz]

Lets get started on the right foot.

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ya mean like starting the marraige from a gigantic LIE??

 

[Peeker]

quite frankly, I'd never propose to a gal just because she was pregnant, so all this would accomplish in my case was for me to see the doctor about how my vasectomy reversed itself.
and then kick her lying ass out on the street when it proved to have not reversed itself.

 

[Frank Prince]

So fucked up! What is wrong with people, lol?

 

[IamSeaDevil]

This is why I always spritz her mug instead

 

[mattburnside]

I already insist that all my wimminz go to the bathroom while I am watching, so there is no way this is gonna happen.

 

[angry tele]

if my girlfriend told me she was pregnant I would dump her.

 

[Kerouac]

Oh, and sig.

 

[Modern Saint]

Andy are you finally settling down?

 

[Peeker]

if my girlfriend told me she was pregnant I would dump her.

lol-049

 

[Coralkong]

This is why I always spritz her mug instead

Wow.

lmbo

 

[angry tele]

those things you can only read for a few minutes so this wouldnt work.

 

[Elias Graves]

if my girlfriend told me she was pregnant I would dump her.

If mine told me that, I'd be rich off the scientific curiosities circuit.

 

[angry tele]

If mine told me that, I'd be rich off the scientific curiosities circuit.

immaculate conception?

 

[Kerouac]

Andy are you finally settling down?

 

[Elias Graves]

immaculate conception?

Nope. Goat Boy.

 

[Modern Saint]

I believe you!