Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Hmm...
I've been contemplating the same stupidity.
Remember, you need a backup. And a bass. So get yourself down to 2 electrics, a steel string, and a bass.

Usually not my thing but man that's nice, isn't it?Please buy this so I don't.
https://reverb.com/item/3605905-godin-montreal-premiere-trans-black-w-gigbag-free-shipping
Keep your tele. Done.
Usually not my thing but man that's nice, isn't it?
I purged a bunch of gear this past summer to get down to 2 electrics, 1 acoustic, ...
I wouldn't kick it out of bed
Something PRS-ish, perhaps?
BITE. YOUR. TONGUE.
Actually, I could see that. They're lame, but they're nice to play.
Have you ever considered putting something together yourself? I've never been happier than I am now that I build them exactly how I want them...and with your budget you can build pretty much anything Warmoth has available...
I have put all of my dice in words and mental shit, with a few specializations in food. Nothing I build would be worth a damn.
You don't have to be DougK or telecaster911 to put together a Warmoth. Put it together, then have it setup by a tech.
If not, I say go Music Man. Albert Lee or a Stingray.
No, when I say I put all my dice in non-physical stuff I mean it. I come from a long line of profoundly unhandy gentlemen.
